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[spaceman]

the Combine News Channel

Breaking News!!!!
Arizona Cardinals football coach Dennis Green threatened to stab a stingray in the chest
if North Korea pursued with thier Malnutrition program funded in part by Paul McCartneys mistress.

 

[OMoT]

die

 

[thehstrybean]

Whiskey?

 

[waggy]

you do know crack kills right?

 

[compnovice]

wtf...

 

[spaceman]

simple really, take fragments of news storys, combine them to make a unique story.
its all fvcking nonsense anyways!

 

[spaceman]

think of it like a word processor, only if a word processor actually was understood to be similar to a food processor, only you dump in words, sentence fragments etc.
i suppose you could have different grades, from puree to chop.

 

[SludgeFactory]

here is some

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