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Colonoscopies are Fun!

Carbo

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Prognosis: Negative. No polyps, no dirt, no nothin'.
I feel pink and pretty. See ya in five years, doc!
 

Carbo

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Originally posted by: preslove
Did they give you the tape?
Hehe. No. Too bad. Could pop it in the DVD player every now and then when Netflix is late.

 

buck

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Only had one when I got sick after going to Costa Rica, woke up during the procedure feeling it in my belly. I was too drugged up to care, however when I woke up the nurse told me I was talking in my sleep about "double doors" "cover the bridge and sewer" and "buy me an awp".... I miss the days of counter strike.
 

krunchykrome

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Originally posted by: buck
Only had one when I got sick after going to Costa Rica, woke up during the procedure feeling it in my belly. I was too drugged up to care, however when I woke up the nurse told me I was talking in my sleep about "double doors" "cover the bridge and sewer" and "buy me an awp".... I miss the days of counter strike.
Hahahaha, thats funny.

I had a spinal tap done last year and they drugged me up pretty well before the procedure. My gf wa sin the room with me and she told me I was rambling on about margaritas and cheeseburgers.
 

aldamon

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Originally posted by: buck
owever when I woke up the nurse told me I was talking in my sleep about "double doors" "cover the bridge and sewer" and "buy me an awp".... I miss the days of counter strike.
So even under anesthesia you were still an AWP whore?

 

MrPickins

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Just be glad he didn't say:

"Yep, it's got a hemi." :laugh:


Edit:
Paging Aquaman... ;)
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: buck
Only had one when I got sick after going to Costa Rica, woke up during the procedure feeling it in my belly. I was too drugged up to care, however when I woke up the nurse told me I was talking in my sleep about "double doors" "cover the bridge and sewer" and "buy me an awp".... I miss the days of counter strike.
Hahahaha, thats funny.

I had a spinal tap done last year and they drugged me up pretty well before the procedure. My gf wa sin the room with me and she told me I was rambling on about margaritas and cheeseburgers.
Jimmy Buffet fan?
 

buck

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Originally posted by: aldamon
Originally posted by: buck
owever when I woke up the nurse told me I was talking in my sleep about "double doors" "cover the bridge and sewer" and "buy me an awp".... I miss the days of counter strike.
So even under anesthesia you were still an AWP whore?
I was an awp whore from the very begining when you could use it as a shotgun. :evil:
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: Carbo
Prognosis: Negative. No polyps, no dirt, no nothin'.
I feel pink and pretty. See ya in five years, doc!
Yep, they found one benign one on me.
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: dennilfloss
I find that barium X-rays hurt more than colonoscopies.
My colonoscopy did not hurt at all. Are they supposed to hurt?

Did yours?
 

Scouzer

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Originally posted by: dennilfloss
I find that barium X-rays hurt more than colonoscopies.
I've had two bariums. They didn't hurt, but the chalk poop was fun to play with.
 

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