Colonic irrigation

[Special K]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
The colon cleansing kit from Blessed Herbs is the one a couple of DJs from our local alternative rock station did a couple of weeks ago.

They've done it a couple of years in a row now and they say it works.

You get medical advice from DJs on the radio? :Q

lol

 

[Aquaman]

You need it after waiting to talk on the Jim Rome Show

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[KeithTalent]

LMAO Aquaman, of all the threads to try and keep at the top, why did you have to pick this one?

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
LMAO Aquaman, of all the threads to try and keep at the top, why did you have to pick this one?

Not to sound vain, but I think now he's doing it just to spite me.

 

[slag]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: dug777
What do you think it could possibly do that would be good for you?

Well, the average person who eats the crap I do has pounds of compacted stuff in there digestive system just sitting there for all eternity.... colonic irrigation therapy is known to help clear that out.

John Wayne had 30 lbs of compacted undigestive junk in his intestines when he died... mostly because he ate steaks as his main source of food. So that little tidbit made me wonder what I got going on in my system.

I might try it, setup an appointment at 3pm for one session @ $75. If I go through with it, I'll tell you all how I feel and if it worked.

Haven't read to the end, but.. umm.. no

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
LMAO Aquaman, of all the threads to try and keep at the top, why did you have to pick this one?

Not to sound vain, but I think now he's doing it just to spite me.

:heart: :lips:

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Aquaman]

10 extra grams of fibre a day.......... keeps Mr Aquaman Clean as a whistle

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Aquaman]

Now 15 grams extra a day

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[AUMM]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Now 15 grams extra a day

Cheers,
Aquaman

really, why do you bump this thread?

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: AUMM

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Now 15 grams extra a day

Cheers,
Aquaman

really, why do you bump this thread?

Because this thread makes him blush, and well, he's a crab, and that's how they get their pigment.

Either that or it makes him all tingly inside.

 

[Aquaman]

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Canai]

I can't believe I just read the WHOLE thread

 

[Ulfwald]

This may be a crappy thing to do, but I am going to bump this one as well.

 

[Rubycon]

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[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Rubycon
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OMGWTFWATERMELON!!! :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Luthien]

They got coffee colonics and double mocha double caffein colonics and the original hydrocolonics. Mmmm mmm good stuff. I have heard that a coffee colonic is better than sex. lol

 

[MrPickins]

I hate to break it to you, but:

Your powers suck, Aquaman.

 

[DarkThinker]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
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Watch his videos!

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HOLY BOWEL MOVEMENT BATMAN!!

DarkThinker

 

[Luthien]

Originally posted by: MrPickins
I hate to break it to you, but:

Your powers suck, Aquaman.

I disagree if I was aquaman I would be one hell of a prankster.

 

[JEDIYoda]

One of the phone calls on this infomercial comes from a woman named Lita who proclaims that although she took Dual Action Cleanse to clear a skin rash it also helped her lose weight. Klee explains this phenomenon like this, "Even the FDA has confirmed that by the time we're forty we have several pounds of fecal matter, undigested food struck to our colons walls. Now you talk about almost overnight weight loss. If you want to lose some real weight real fast, not just water weight, this product will do it."

So if you are overweight Klee Irwin's message to you is: You're not really fat; you're just full of ******.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Luthien

Originally posted by: MrPickins
I hate to break it to you, but:

Your powers suck, Aquaman.

I disagree if I was aquaman I would be one hell of a prankster.

[uses powers to send an electric eel up MrPickins toilet]

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: Luthien

Originally posted by: MrPickins
I hate to break it to you, but:

Your powers suck, Aquaman.

I disagree if I was aquaman I would be one hell of a prankster.

[uses powers to send an electric eel up MrPickins toilet]

Cheers,
Aquaman

Damn you!

The eels finally arrived, and now I have singe marks on my ass.

:|

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: Luthien

Originally posted by: MrPickins
I hate to break it to you, but:

Your powers suck, Aquaman.

I disagree if I was aquaman I would be one hell of a prankster.

[uses powers to send an electric eel up MrPickins toilet]

Cheers,
Aquaman

Damn you!

The eels finally arrived, and now I have singe marks on my ass.

:|

Guess you won't need the colonic

CHeers,
Aquaman

 

[TheKub]

Submit the question to Mythbusters or something. If you're unsure best to risk someone elses ass first!

 

[Aquaman]

20 grams a day

Cheers,
Aquaman