Colonel Sandurz - you asked me to let you know when the planet Druidia is in sight.

[Demon-Xanth]

My actual ringtone:
Dark Helmet: Stop this thing!
Colonel Sandurz: We can't stop, it's too dangerous! We have to slow down first!
Dark Helmet: Bullshit! Stop this thing, I order you! Sto-o-o-o-p!

 

[MotionMan]

They've gone to plaid.

MotionMan

 

[sandorski]

Merchandizing! Merchandizing! Where all the money for the movie is made!

 

[Connoisseur]

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

That line is great. If i'm translating it correctly (assuming his father only has one brother and the brother doesn't have any nephews on a wife's side), Dark Helmet can be Lonestar's cousin's roommate. I just blew my own mind...

 

[Born2bwire]

That line is great. If i'm translating it correctly (assuming his father only has one brother and the brother doesn't have any nephews on a wife's side), Dark Helmet can be Lonestar's cousin's roommate. I just blew my own mind...

Or Dark Helmet could be Lonestar's roommate.

Father's brother = uncle.
Uncle's nephew = son of father's other brother.
cousin = Lonestar or any other child of the paternal brothers.

Oh, the possibilities are endless!

I just can't wait for "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money."

 

[Ninjahedge]

"Spaceballs the breakfast cereal. Spaceballs the lunch box. Spaceballs... the flamethrower."

(the kids love this one)

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

What does that make us?

 

[Ninjahedge]

I just can't wait for "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money."

Don't hold your breath. I am still waiting for "Hitler on Ice".

 

[Born2bwire]

Don't hold your breath. I am still waiting for "Hitler on Ice".

No "Jews in Space" either.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Don't hold your breath. I am still waiting for "Hitler on Ice".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K08akOt2kuo