College student buying guide! *OFFICIAL CONFIRMED*

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: chrisms
-Tortilla chips for sex

😕

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: jndietz
This is what I'm buying for college:

Nothing.

Here's what I'm bringing with me a week from today:

[*]Computer
[*]Guitars/Basses
[*]Guitar/Bass Amps
[*]Clothes
[*]Condoms
[*]Alcohol
[*]Cash
[*]Picture of girlfriend

oh thats it. damn. i'll probably walk across the street to mcdonalds that night.

Don't forget cash, alcohol and condoms.

good point, fixed 🙂

i don't need to get shower shoes because i have my own bathroom 🙂 w00t

You dont shower?

 

[tfinch2]

All the little HS'ers are ready to move into their dorms...

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: chrisms
-Beer
-A decet liquor stash for backup (if you just have beer you notice how much alcohol you actually drink by all the empty boxes)
-Tortilla chips for sex

please explain how tortilla chips are used for sex, and post pics of the girl demonstrating

 

[habib89]

you must get sandals for the shower.. must!

laptops are nice if you're out of your dorm room often, or just want to play games in class..

dont' forget an alarm clock.. you have to at least turn it off and go back to sleep to make it worth your parents money

edit: oh, i like the 2 sets of sheets idea.. make sure they're different too.. you don't want soem girl comming over to see clean sheets and think they're the old sheets, and go next door the fvck your neighbor...

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: chrisms
-Beer
-A decet liquor stash for backup (if you just have beer you notice how much alcohol you actually drink by all the empty boxes)
-Tortilla chips for sex

please explain how tortilla chips are used for sex, and post pics of the girl demonstrating

Clearly his girlfriend has an yeast infection and he likes nachos

 

[JasonSix78]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
I don't understand all the people who get laptops.. they pay a lot more than they would for a desktop, and they rarely, if ever, take it outside of their room. I'm a CS major, and I still see only a laptop or two every week.

It's a good excuse to get one, "Oh, I really need a laptop for school mom!" All the cool kids have a laptop!

-Jason

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
That scanner thing is a waste if u ask me but its your choice. Shower flipflops, a definite MUST BUY.

 

[Safeway]

Umm. Watercooling system, filing cabinet, LCD arm mount ... Klipsch 5.1 Ultras (for room parties, I had 2.1 that got used ALOT)

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: chrisms
-Beer
-A decet liquor stash for backup (if you just have beer you notice how much alcohol you actually drink by all the empty boxes)
-Tortilla chips for sex

please explain how tortilla chips are used for sex, and post pics of the girl demonstrating

Clearly his girlfriend has an yeast infection and he likes nachos

uuuhhhh...uuuhhh. that makes me sick just reading it