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coffee upsets my stomach

Mo0o

Lifer
Whenever I drink coffee or some kind of coffee type drink (mocha) i always have to go to the bathroom soon after. is this a coffee allergy? i dont think its a caffeine allergy since i drink copious amounts of coke at times without any problems.
 
No, thank god..

Coffee keeps me from punching my co-workers in the throat.


As far as the "bathroom" thing, no I dont think its an allergy. Caffeine is a stimulant, so a big jolt of it ( like coffee) tends to get things moving down there. And typically coffee or those mocha drinks have quite a bit more caffeine than coke.
 
Originally posted by: Doodoo
I think coffee is a mild diarhettic (sp?).
Are you thinking of Diuretic? i dont think caffeine makes me pee. unless you're thinking of laxative, which it could be... to me atleast
 
My bet is lactose intolerance due to the creamer. I first discovered I was lactose intolerant after drinking frappacinos on my way to work and having bloating, cramps, and if it was really bad, diarrhea soon after arriving 😱

Black coffee in general gives me a slight upset stomach in the morning anyway, but I think thats due to drinking a bitter acidic liquid on an empty stomach.
 


So are you actually getting an upset stomach, or does it just make you wanna take the browns to the superbowl ?
 
I'll sometimes feel a stomach rumble or two shortly after drinking coffee, especially if I've eaten breakfast fairly soon beforehand, but it usually resolves itself after a few minutes. It can be a bit unsettling, although I'd rather deal with that than the effects of caffeine withdrawal come midday.
 
It happens to be if I haven't eaten, especially with espresso drinks.

It's a satisfying poop though... none of that runny stuff.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Since I started drinking coffee, I have gained 2 inches in length on my penis, and my love life has never been better.

:Q

*makes another pot*

 
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