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Cockroaches are Super

NaOH

NaOH

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So I was coming home from a party tonight and saw a cockroach on one of the boxes in my room. It was freaking huge! So I grabbed the raid and it said cockroaches & ants on it. I soaked the bastard but yet he was still crawling around! I follwed it around and kept spraying and yet it wouldn't stop moving. The only thing I did was add the smell of raid to my room. So I thought really fast ( I don't really want to smash a bug that big in my room ), grabbed a can of compressed air and this was the aftermath.

PIC
 
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Ya know freezing doesn't necessarily kill them...
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Yeah, hasn't he seen the thousands of alien movies? You put them in cryonics storage and when you're sleeping they break out and feast on your entrails.
 
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Ya know freezing doesn't necessarily kill them...
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That's what I thought too. It was ROCK SOLID when I pushed it onto a piece of paper. I then put it in the toilet to see if it would come back to life after it thawed. It just fell apart slowly and didn't move so I flushed it.
 
rofl ya, i remember there was a cockroach, and i was walking/running w/ it w/ a Raid can in my hand. I was spraying directly at it while i was walking to keep up wih the cockroach.

Well, after long long while, it finally succumbed to the poison, slowed, and eventually died.
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
rofl ya, i remember there was a cockroach, and i was walking/running w/ it w/ a Raid can in my hand. I was spraying directly at it while i was walking to keep up wih the cockroach.

Well, after long long while, it finally succumbed to the poisoned, slowed, and eventually died.
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Think they're slowly (or not so slowly :Q) adapting to our chemical weapons. The cockroaches will rule us yet...
 
Originally posted by: AMDUALY
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Ya know freezing doesn't necessarily kill them...
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That's what I thought too. It was ROCK SOLID when I pushed it onto a piece of paper. I then put it in the toilet to see if it would come back to life after it thawed. It just fell apart slowly and didn't move so I flushed it.
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what you don't know is that it'll reintegrate itself in the sewer and become more powerful than you can ever imagine
 
Dude, if you think having those cockroaches around the apartment/house is nasty, try having these crawling around all over the place. They're FREAKING HUGE. I think I've had two or three in the last year wake me up crawlingon my leg. EWWWW!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Dude, if you think having those cockroaches around the apartment/house is nasty, try having these crawling around all over the place. They're FREAKING HUGE. I think I've had two or three in the last year wake me up crawlingon my leg. EWWWW!!!!!
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!!!!! I'd scream like a little girl if one of those crawled on me while I was sleeping.
 
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Dude, if you think having those cockroaches around the apartment/house is nasty, try having these crawling around all over the place. They're FREAKING HUGE. I think I've had two or three in the last year wake me up crawlingon my leg. EWWWW!!!!!
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I would run, run so far awaaaaay.

..and never come back.


 
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Dude, if you think having those cockroaches around the apartment/house is nasty, try having these crawling around all over the place. They're FREAKING HUGE. I think I've had two or three in the last year wake me up crawlingon my leg. EWWWW!!!!!
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Hahaha, naaaaaasty.

Well, as gross as those are (and I hope to never come across one), have you seen the cockaroaches in TX? Mainly houston?

My God, these cockaroaches are at least 2 inches long and they FLY.....

I just saw two of them in the past week....time to spray more bug poison around the house.
 
Originally posted by: AMDUALY
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Dude, if you think having those cockroaches around the apartment/house is nasty, try having these crawling around all over the place. They're FREAKING HUGE. I think I've had two or three in the last year wake me up crawlingon my leg. EWWWW!!!!!
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!!!!! I'd scream like a little girl if one of those crawled on me while I was sleeping.
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Sounds like we have something in common. The really creepy thing is that I have a japanese roomate who willingly picks them up to put them outside. This guy is a freaking passive heartfelt guy, but a UFC fighter as well... talk about polar!!!
 
Originally posted by: AMDUALY
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Dude, if you think having those cockroaches around the apartment/house is nasty, try having these crawling around all over the place. They're FREAKING HUGE. I think I've had two or three in the last year wake me up crawlingon my leg. EWWWW!!!!!
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!!!!! I'd scream like a little girl if one of those crawled on me while I was sleeping.
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I would scream too, and then I would sit in the corner rocking myself to sleep. <shudders> That is just nasty.
 
Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Dude, if you think having those cockroaches around the apartment/house is nasty, try having these crawling around all over the place. They're FREAKING HUGE. I think I've had two or three in the last year wake me up crawlingon my leg. EWWWW!!!!!
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Hahaha, naaaaaasty.

Well, as gross as those are (and I hope to never come across one), have you seen the cockaroaches in TX? Mainly houston?

My God, these cockaroaches are at least 2 inches long and they FLY.....

I just saw two of them in the past week....time to spray more bug poison around the house.
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Yeah, man... I have family in texas. I have a video clip somewhere on my server of two of those roaches fighting each other... I'll see if I can't get it posted. That is if I can even find it!!!
 
Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Dude, if you think having those cockroaches around the apartment/house is nasty, try having these crawling around all over the place. They're FREAKING HUGE. I think I've had two or three in the last year wake me up crawlingon my leg. EWWWW!!!!!
Click to expand...

Hahaha, naaaaaasty.

Well, as gross as those are (and I hope to never come across one), have you seen the cockaroaches in TX? Mainly houston?

My God, these cockaroaches are at least 2 inches long and they FLY.....

I just saw two of them in the past week....time to spray more bug poison around the house.
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Yeah, the tree cockroaches around here are crazy huge, and they don't die.
 
Originally posted by: DaShen
Originally posted by: AMDUALY
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Dude, if you think having those cockroaches around the apartment/house is nasty, try having these crawling around all over the place. They're FREAKING HUGE. I think I've had two or three in the last year wake me up crawlingon my leg. EWWWW!!!!!
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!!!!! I'd scream like a little girl if one of those crawled on me while I was sleeping.
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I would scream too, and then I would sit in the corner rocking myself to sleep. <shudders> That is just nasty.
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Fortunately, they die easily.
 
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