Cobra: Clearly Stallones' best movie.

nitrousninja

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Psycho: "I'll blow this place up, man!"

Marion Cobretti: "Thats OK, I dont shop here."



You just cant beat synchronized axe clanging either, not to mention all the mindless violence.


"Get Carter" is a close second.
 

Carbo

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He never had a good movie, let alone a best one. It was all downhill after the original Rocky.
 

iamwiz82

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Tango and Cash was also a classic. I love the ending when all of these monster trucks start jumping out of nowhere as they try to escape :laugh:
 

gururu

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cliffhanger is one of my all time favorite movies. that movie was awesome
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Tango and Cash was also a classic. I love the ending when all of these monster trucks start jumping out of nowhere as they try to escape :laugh:

Why is yours bigger than mine? (talking about handguns)

Genetics...
 

Hammer

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Originally posted by: gururu
cliffhanger is one of my all time favorite movies. that movie was awesome

i laugh the whole way through that movie. if i watched it seriously, it would suck. but as a comedy, its great! :D
 

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Supermarket Killer : Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti : Go ahead. I don't shop here.
 

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Cobretti's boss (?): Cobretti you know you have an attitude problem?

Cobretti: Yeah, but it's just a little one.


Something like that. One of my favorite movie quotes ever. :D
 

Homerboy

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I hope there is a little sarcasm in these posts... Rocky I/II and First Blood (NOT Rambo) were VERY good movies.
These others, while campy and entertaining for sure, were hardly "good"
 

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Cobra, every "Rambo" movie ever (not including First Blood), and especially that arm wrestling movie were freaking hilarious. He actually made a movie about ARM WRESTLING.

I think it was Rambo 2 when he's fighting Russians in Afghanistan or something and he pops up from behind a rock on this hill and, with an arrow equipped with a small explosive tip, obliterates the Russian equivalent of an Apache chopper. You guys remember that scene. It wasn't like he blew out part of the engine and the thing went down, he shot it in the windshield and the thing explodes like it's carrying 100 lbs of C4.

hah
 
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Actor 1 (to actor 2): Who does he think he is, Rambo?!?

Stallone (as Tango): Rambo was a caveman...

or something to that effect.

There was one movie with Stallone that I really liked, but don't know the name of. It was set in the 20's/30's with that Tormei (sp?) chick.

Anyone know it?
 

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Favorite Stallone movie: Judge Dread, very funny.
Least favorite: last Rocky movie (one with tommy gunz)
Oddest: DeathRace 2000. A retro future movie with the race the likes of Carmegeddon. Lots to laugh at, yet still painful to watch.