Co-workers keep looking at my package

Zanix

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I thought maybe one was just insecure or something and just staring at the ground/couldn't look me in the face. But then I notice others do it too. Weird.

And it's not like I'm Don Johnson or anything. (I don't think :confused:..)

As a guy, we think we're soo subtle when checking out the girls. It's obnoxiously obvious when someone helps themselves to an eyeful of your body. Girls included. (maybe even especially)

Maybe my pants are too tight? :shocked: I wear regular slacks and collar shirt, the normal white collar uniform. What is the big idea. I used to think it was funny, because I blatently caught them doing it. Now I feel kinda like... self conscious? like: "God... do my nuts hang out that much? Are they looking for a vein?!" :shocked: I kinda feel bad for girls with a busty chest. Makes communication difficult when people aren't paying attention to the words you're speaking rather they're "sneaking" peeks at the body parts. I think I'd rather my coworkers take a peek when I'm busy with something else and not paying attention to where they're looking. At least then I wouldn't know. But knowing is half the battle...

I wear boxers too, so it's not like the tighty whites are holding things in a "pretentious" position.

Any other of you guys get this? I guess it's not really a "problem"... Decreased productivity do to worker-to-worker miscommunication? Maybe I should invest in some Mu-mus.
 

SpanishFry

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When I first started at my job I noticed this too. After I was there a few months someone even mentioned it in front of me and some co-workers. No big deal I figure.
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: kmr1212
When I first started at my job I noticed this too. After I was there a few months someone even mentioned it in front of me and some co-workers. No big deal I figure.

They pointed out to you that your schwanz was hanging out? What did they say? :confused:
 

white

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oh, i thought you meant a package, as in one that could be delivered by ups or fedex.
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Pics of package

in slacks, boxers, au' Natural?

Whatever tickles your fancy.

alright, I'll go put on some slacks... that would be most fitting, cause that's what my coworkers are seeing
 

Squisher

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Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: Mrvile
I don't get it. What is your job? And is this when you take a leak?

No when in normal daily conversation.


I'm not a stripper.
 

PHiuR

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dont tighten your belt so much, it clips the pants up making you look like you have a giant package...

trust me.
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: PHiuR
dont tighten your belt so much, it clips the pants up making you look like you have a giant package...

trust me.

Ding.. I think that might be it
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Pics of package

in slacks, boxers, au' Natural?

Whatever tickles your fancy.

alright, I'll go put on some slacks... that would be most fitting, cause that's what my coworkers are seeing

Batts are dead on my camera... :(
 

Platypus

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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Pics of package

in slacks, boxers, au' Natural?

Whatever tickles your fancy.

alright, I'll go put on some slacks... that would be most fitting, cause that's what my coworkers are seeing

Batts are dead on my camera... :(


weak, plug it in.