co-workers bday party -- ideas on what to get?

[LordSnailz]

Got invited to a small bday get together for a fellow coworker, he doesn't drink or smoke. Any ideas on what to get him?

I was thinking something of thinkgeek but I've procrastinated too much and the party is today

 

[GrammatonJP]

we had that alot..

i goto the supply closet, wrap a stapler with 8x11 white paper..

 

[JDMnAR1]

OD/Staples/Best Buy/etc gift card?

 

[Ika]

cash?

 

[keeleysam]

A pound of butter.

 

[freakflag]

Red Swingline stapler + Office Space DVD.

 

[CellarDoor]

A "jump-to-conclusions" mat would be perfect.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: freakflag
Red Swingline stapler + Office Space DVD.

ding ding ding winnar!

 

[DnetMHZ]

Strippers.

 

[Stonesoldier]

5 or 6 Hookers

they really get the party going

 

[ViviTheMage]

fake boobs

 

[mitaiwan82]

fleshlight ftw

 

[LordMorpheus]

on a more serious note, how about something like that aero-ace that everyone was going nuts over? Cheap, if he's nerdy he'll love it.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

A bottle of whiskey and a box of cigars