Co-worker keeps blowin wind in my office ...

[Billzie7718]

I am a domain administrator and share an office with another guy. Five or six times today I have noted a distinct contamination of the air. Of course, I say nothing and rub the back of my finger under my nose, as if scratching. At some point today, this is going to push me over the edge. I will snap and verbally obliterate this poor guy whose only crime is an addiction to bean burritos (or maybe chili, it could either really). I need an option that does not create a hazardous work environment for the future. Any ideas?

 

[Carbo]

Quit sniffing your co-workers backside and you should be fine.

 

[funkymatt]

beer farts.

 

[Hammer]

febreze him

 

[meltdown75]

confront him about it

"man i just can't stand your rank ass anymore. can you hold at least half of those bombs for the sh1tter or outside... you're choking me out here man. be a brother and pass that gas a little more discreetly... please... for the sake of the air quality in here... i know you dig your own flavour and stuff but my keen sense of smell is really killing me. thanks :beer:"

 

[captains]

febreeze

 

[NatePo717]

blow more/worse wind in his office.

 

[Hexx]

Febreeze bomb. Seriously get a bottle of it everyday and leave it on his desk. If he doesn't get the point. Start doing it with Beano. (I have the image of the IBM Server Guy stuck in my head)

 

[mitmot]

Originally posted by: captains
febreeze

:thumbsup:

 

[mcvickj]

Leave a large piece of cork on his desk. Something like what they use in jugs or wine barrels.

 

[DaShen]

tell him to eat more fiber. Don't know what you would do in that situation. Is the guy pretty chill or is he an asshole? If he is a nice guy, I don't think he would have a problem with you just telling him in a nice way, but if he is an asshole... good luck to you man.

 

[Bryophyte]

Yeah, get one of those Febreeze air fresheners (the ones in the aluminum aerosol cans) and spray it towards his desk. Everytime he farts.

Or you could ask your boss for a fan and tell him why you need it.

 

[leftyman]

try a fan

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: captains
febreeze

You must be more assertive. Next time he does it, take the febreeze and begin vigoriously spraying the offending party's buttocks. If you can't see it because of the chair, just spray him in the face and say "No!"

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: captains
febreeze

You must be more assertive. Next time he does it, take the febreeze and begin vigoriously spraying the offending party's buttocks. If you can't see it because of the chair, just spray him in the face and say "No!"

winner!

 

[Plasdom]

you mean "breaking wind"

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: captains
febreeze

You must be more assertive. Next time he does it, take the febreeze and begin vigoriously spraying the offending party's buttocks. If you can't see it because of the chair, just spray him in the face and say "No!"

hahahahahaha

 

[Billzie7718]

Originally posted by: Plasdom
you mean "breaking wind"

No, it comes from what a friend of mine would say. Its kinda like when you sh!t after drinking the whole night before. It comes out half solid half not. He would say "I was blowin wind and mud."

 

[Billzie7718]

I finally snapped. I said "what the hell is that god awful smell?" To which he replied "that is half of the turkey sandwich you left in the trash on Friday." WHOOPS!

Who smells like the asphole now?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: captains
febreeze

You must be more assertive. Next time he does it, take the febreeze and begin vigoriously spraying the offending party's buttocks. If you can't see it because of the chair, just spray him in the face and say "No!"

bwhahahaha

 

[NatePo717]

Originally posted by: Billzie7718
I finally snapped. I said "what the hell is that god awful smell?" To which he replied "that is half of the turkey sandwich you left in the trash on Friday." WHOOPS!

Who smells like the asphole now?

pwned

 

[Merlyn3D]

Buy him one of these

 

[Rubycon]

How the hell can you break wind?

If that were the case if enough people farted they could reverse a cyclone.

 

[klah]

throw asbestos at his face

 

[brxndxn]

When you are smelling his farts, you are breathing in his butt particles. That's gross.