C'mon, this cant be real?

[tboo]

The comfort wipe.

 

[Mojoed]

I've seen those things in stores.

 

[SonnyDaze]

So you can wipe your ass and wash your back with the same tool? :laugh:

 

[Bignate603]

i think this qualifies as hitting a brand new low.

 

[nakedfrog]

Those are for morbidly obese folks, from what I understand.

 

[Perknose]

All hail Geezer Tech! It's the wave of the aging Baby Boomers' future. We rule, and we're taking it all with us, muahahahahahahahahaha! :evil:

 

[imported_Champ]

i like the three shell system personally

 

[funkymatt]

"i wipe myself with a rag on a stick"

Simpsons fans *may* get this...

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
"i wipe myself with a rag on a stick"

Simpsons fans *may* get this...

:laugh:
http://bulldogs.rleague.com/de...image/1748_fatBart.jpg

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: funkymatt
"i wipe myself with a rag on a stick"

Simpsons fans *may* get this...

:laugh:
http://bulldogs.rleague.com/de...image/1748_fatBart.jpg

lol awesome. i love you ATOT.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Those are for morbidly obese folks, from what I understand.

also for the germ freaks.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
"i wipe myself with a rag on a stick"

Simpsons fans *may* get this...

you kidding me? i repeat that phrase like...everyday of my life!

..and it's "wash"

 

[Red Squirrel]

You can make anything and stupid people will buy it. Look at silly products like the snuggie.

 

[Sea Moose]

This is why the rest of the World hates America





(not me, i like the USA)

 

[alkalinetaupehat]

Friend just screamed like a girl, then called it a cheap male dildo. I lol'd. The whole time.

 

[CZroe]

I like how they cut off "...now" from the end of their adapted TV commercial because it's a lie. "...but, you have to call-"

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: funkymatt
"i wipe myself with a rag on a stick"

Simpsons fans *may* get this...

you kidding me? i repeat that phrase like...everyday of my life!

..and it's "wash"

oh, i know... i was trying to make it fit

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
So you can wipe your ass and wash your back with the same tool? :laugh:

Might want to switch the order.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Free grip makes it obvious it's for lard asses. If I get too fat to wipe my own ass, someone better kill me.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: funkymatt
"i wipe myself with a rag on a stick"

Simpsons fans *may* get this...

:laugh:
http://bulldogs.rleague.com/de...image/1748_fatBart.jpg

I'm sorry, your fingers are too fat to dial the phone. If you would like to order a special dialing wand...

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Free grip makes it obvious it's for lard asses. If I get too fat to wipe my own ass, someone better kill me.

or the elderly/disabled?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: funkymatt

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: funkymatt
"i wipe myself with a rag on a stick"

Simpsons fans *may* get this...

you kidding me? i repeat that phrase like...everyday of my life!

..and it's "wash"

oh, i know... i was trying to make it fit

/salutes

 

[KoolDrew]

If somebody needs an 18 inch extension to wipe their own ass, they are a fat ass.

 

[zerocool84]

Only excuse you get is if you're elderly and don't have the range of motion like you used to. Fat people just get to crap themselves.

 

[Hugo Drax]

Its on special along with the URO club on amazon. Revolutionizing toilet paper since the 1880s. Toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM