C'mon people. Let's keep this one afloat. TTT, ^, bump. FIVE WORDS PER POST STORY!!!!!

[dafatha00]

and ate them and farted

 

[Daedalus]

a set of dos 4.0

 

[Locutus of Board]

then stuffed them back up......

 

[Locutus of Board]

<NPS>
^
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[Daedalus]

the Sun Microsystems CEO's pc

 

[MrBond]

So then a huge elephant

 

[Pastore]

opened up the sky and...

 

[Locutus of Board]

rained down upon all involved.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

the fat elephant farted twice....