Porridge
It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and screams,
"For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap?
I haven't made the porridge yet!"
This one is a variation on one that been around a long time......
but maybe you haven't heard it yet.
Yet Another Blonde Joke
A man went into a bar and sat down to order a beer.
A few minutes later another man walked in and sat down next to him.
They began talking, and the conversation drifted from sports to business
and then to the government when the first man remembered
a really good joke he had heard.
"Hey, this doesn't have anything thing to with with the government,
but I heard a great joke they other day," he said to the second man.
"Oh, I just love jokes, you must tell me it!" exclaimed the second man.
"Okay," said the first man. "Well, there were two blondes walking down the street..." "Hey!
Wait a minute" screamed the second man, interrupting the first. "I'm blonde,
and I have a few friends here who are also blond. In fact, I'd like you to meet them" he said.
"John, come here a minute!" he yelled across the bar.
A huge man comes over and sits down next to the second man.
"This is John, he's wrestles over at the college," says the second man, then he turns to John and says, "Hey why don't you bring your older twin brothers over here."
So John calls over his brothers and two men, even bigger than John come over and sit down.
The second man introduces them as Lex and Rex,
and said they tied for first in a national weight-lifting championship.
He than tells them to tell their father to come over.
So Lex and Rex get their father, who's bigger than all of of them combined comes over.
"So," says the second man, "do you still feel like telling that joke?"
"No," is his only reply.
"And why not, are you scared?" asks the second man.
"No", he says,
"I just don't feel like having to explain it five times."
It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and screams,
"For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap?
I haven't made the porridge yet!"
This one is a variation on one that been around a long time......
but maybe you haven't heard it yet.
Yet Another Blonde Joke
A man went into a bar and sat down to order a beer.
A few minutes later another man walked in and sat down next to him.
They began talking, and the conversation drifted from sports to business
and then to the government when the first man remembered
a really good joke he had heard.
"Hey, this doesn't have anything thing to with with the government,
but I heard a great joke they other day," he said to the second man.
"Oh, I just love jokes, you must tell me it!" exclaimed the second man.
"Okay," said the first man. "Well, there were two blondes walking down the street..." "Hey!
Wait a minute" screamed the second man, interrupting the first. "I'm blonde,
and I have a few friends here who are also blond. In fact, I'd like you to meet them" he said.
"John, come here a minute!" he yelled across the bar.
A huge man comes over and sits down next to the second man.
"This is John, he's wrestles over at the college," says the second man, then he turns to John and says, "Hey why don't you bring your older twin brothers over here."
So John calls over his brothers and two men, even bigger than John come over and sit down.
The second man introduces them as Lex and Rex,
and said they tied for first in a national weight-lifting championship.
He than tells them to tell their father to come over.
So Lex and Rex get their father, who's bigger than all of of them combined comes over.
"So," says the second man, "do you still feel like telling that joke?"
"No," is his only reply.
"And why not, are you scared?" asks the second man.
"No", he says,
"I just don't feel like having to explain it five times."
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