Clinton's Medical Form While in the Hospital...

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1. Patient requests "no male nurses".

2. Patient may request medical marijuana, but be advised that he "won't inhale"...

3. Nurse must deliver cigars at 12PM, 3PM and 6PM daily, without using her hands.

4. To stop Clinton's heart prior to bypass, a picture of Janet Reno naked is required.

5. If item in #3 is not available, announcing that Al Gore will run again may suffice.

6. Nurse may not revive until Hillary leaves the room.


Any others???

 

[PatboyX]

your name horrifies me.

also: i think you messed up #5...although, i guess that depends on how you view their relationship.

 

[GasX]

My advice to you is to get a new joke writer. Your current one is horrible.

 

[MacBaine]

The only thing worth laughing at in here is your apparent mental retardation.

 

[TerryMathews]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
your name horrifies me.

also: i think you messed up #5...although, i guess that depends on how you view their relationship.

No, I think #5 is just about right...

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
My advice to you is to get a new joke writer. Your current one is horrible.

 

[Analog]

Hillary wants Kerry to lose.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Boourns

 

[deejayshakur]

i like his handle but his avatar is a little scary.