Clinton to be on Oracle's Board of Directors?

[nightowl]

I just saw on Headline News that Oracle is trying to get Clinton to accept a position on their Board of Directors. This seems like it would be up Gore's alley more because he seems to think he invented the Internet. Also, I don't think that Slick Willie will be able to pull any of his old tricks there. The business world is much more reputation focused than the White House.

 

[thebestMAX]

If that EVER happens I'll have to sell my 50,000 shares.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Just when I seriously started studying it. :|

 

[Napalm381]

The combination of two of the biggest egomaniacs in the world (Ellison and Clinton) is a frightening proposition.

 

[loup garou]

hehe...I'm going to see his (Clinton's) keynote speech at Oracle AppsWorld on Monday. Anyone else going?

 

[Tiger]

Hmmmm,

Clinton justice department sues Oracle's biggest competitor because they're a monopolistic whore, government wins. Clinton needs a job after screwing the pooch for 8 years......

Hmmmm..... Maybe the justice department needs to take a look at Larry Ellisons books?

 

[AndrewR]

I think Clinton is interested because he misunderstands what the company is. He sees "Oracle" and thinks "ORAL". Reminds him of the good ol' days in the Oral Office.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Naw, we got it all wrong.

He's going to be doing the Oracle from the Matrix.

 

[Windogg]

Does that mean Oracle databases will develop a propensity to "go down" when not watched and strange items get inserted at random?

Windogg

 

[divinemartyr]

<< Does that mean Oracle databases will develop a propensity to &quot;go down&quot; when not watched and strange items get inserted at random? >>



Hahahahah that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

dm

 

[AndrewR]

Windogg, when you upgrade the system, you have to get new furniture, too!

 

[Windogg]

Queries will come back, &quot;It all depends what your definition of &quot;is&quot; is&quot;

Windogg