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[BlancoNino]

http://www.dspltd.com/darwin/deep.html

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
?God is crying.? And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing
to tell him is ?Probably because of something you did.?"

These are funnier than Chuck Norris facts.

 

[maximus maximus]

haha. some funny ones in there. :thumbsup:

 

[sao123]

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his
head out when you?re coming home his face might burn up...


Whenever I see a fat lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if
I was an ant, and she fell on me?
Then it wouldn?t seem quite so funny...

 

[BlancoNino]

"Dad always said that he thought laughter was the best medicine -
which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis..."