Cliche Jokes Once Popular

[Saint Nick]

What are some old jokes that were once popular and clever but not anymore since everyone uses them?

The one I've been hearing a lot late is "Weclome to ___________ Town, population me."

Of course, I think there are a few jokes that are funny for the sheer fact that they are overused. Example: Thats what she said.

 

[DainBramaged]

Your mom.

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Your mom.

That's what she said!

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Your mom.

NOT!![/quote]
SIKE!!![/quote]



/knows it should be "psyche" but realizes the proper spelling is actually 2 syllables...

 

[The Boston Dangler]

this thread delivers...NOT!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I for one welcome our new mom overlords.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Cerpin Taxt

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Your mom.

NOT!!
SIKE!!!



/knows it should be "psyche" but realizes the proper spelling is actually 2 syllables...

Uh, it's psych, with no e, and it's one syllable.

 

[paulxcook]

<Entity> called, they want their <noun> back.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: jndietz
Of course, I think there are a few jokes that are funny for the sheer fact that they are overused. Example: Thats what she said.

:thumbsup: The way Michael uses it in The Office is great - it's like it's not even a joke anymore, it's just an instinctive reaction to hearing anything sexual.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: Cerpin Taxt

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Your mom.

NOT!!
SIKE!!!



/knows it should be "psyche" but realizes the proper spelling is actually 2 syllables...

Uh, it's psych, with no e, and it's one syllable.

Huh... never thought that was a legitimate spelling. Googling confirms you, though.


/The more you know...

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
this thread delivers...NOT!

Oh snap!

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: Terabyte

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
this thread delivers...NOT!

Oh snap!

Is that your final answer?

 

[mrCide]

all your <whatever> are belong to <whomever>

 

[BigJ]

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

::thumbs up towards myself::

This guy!

And it's many variations.

 

[imported_nerve]

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[SP33Demon]

Adding "in bed" or "with my balls" at the end of every sentence.

 

[BigJ]

One that I see this happening to in the future from South Park:

I'm not your buddy, friend!
He's not your friend, guy!
I'm not not your guy, buddy!
He's not your buddy, friend!
etc.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: mrCide
all your <whatever> are belong to <whomever>

A nerd love poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base are belong to you

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BigJ
One that I see this happening to in the future from South Park:

I'm not your buddy, friend!
He's not your friend, guy!
I'm not not your guy, buddy!
He's not your buddy, friend!
etc.

its already happening now.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I for one welcome our new mom overlords.

That is one I find to no longer be funny as well.

And any "In Soviet Russia..." jokes as well.

 

[FDF12389]

You missed a spot.

 

[Chiropteran]

Rape jokes.

 

[lokiju]

That will buff right out or I just threw up in my mouth a little jokes are old also.

 

[bobsmith1492]

Why did the ____ cross the ____ ?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

wow...just wow.