Clever(er) BS Spam

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Perknose

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It's not a Nigerian prince, but looking more closely, it may as well be. Got this spam e-mail today, from Jeorge at . . . the International Logistics Group!

Date : 13 November 2012
Time : 17:46
Sender : Jeorge Pickson Logistics Manager of International Logistics Group


Nice to meet you

Your CV was found at one of the job offering
sites. [Uh, I'm on exactly ZERO job offering sites.]


I am talking about a vacancy as a transportation manager. The wage will amount $1,700 monthly and the working hours will be some 10-12 hours per week. [Sure it will.]We are one of the leading organisations in the field of Logistic Services. We also handle the demands of Heavy Equipment like Crain, Waste water tanks, Chemical tanks and others. [Do they handle these, or do they really handle the trinkets bolded below? :hmm:]Our business processes are headed by skilled professionals. We have a well-structured business concept to provide clients with comprehensive international freight logistics services of high quality. Our friendly and dedicated team allow us to cater to all demands of clients and to ensure them utmost

Fast response to all
emails coming from
your personal manager
- Capability to receive
parcels directly to your home
address not P.O. Box
- Be available on the cell and fixed phone within the
worktime
- no previous conviction. good reputation
- a personal cell phone
- basic Microsoft Office skills
- constan Internet access within the
workday

Working place:
- the jobis mostly home-based, but you have to
be able to get in contact with delivery couriers and delivery services.
- having phone access and having a printer is necessary

Documents:
- The contract between the
organisation and the employee.
- A scanned copy of your ID passport or driver’s license

[^^^Nice professional formatting there, Jeorge.]

As soon as the agreement is signed by both sides, you will be informed and guided through the entire process.

Transportation manager is responsible for a wide range of duties and supports our customers. The main duties are coordination and synchronization of the load activities by means of getting in touch with customers, and USPS, UPS, and FedEx carriers to make sure that all parcel is delivered on time. Transportation manager is a direct contact between supplier, carrier and receiver as he/she will take care of the client’s satisfaction by maintaining contact and communicating with carriers and clients through the whole process of transaction. Transportation manager must provide quick delivery. You will receive detailed data about every item you will have to get and resend.

The most items are golden and silver wares, watches, electronic appliances, and collectibles. [Ahhh, I get it now. Buy from them and sell cheap stuff from China!] We provide a 2 week paid holidays twice a year and the first holiday can be after 5 months. All the taxes indicated in your tax returns will be returned by our organization. To get more information, reply to this notification.

I'm in! Did they ferret me out because of my curious fascination with ultra cheap watches, or what? :D
 

EagleKeeper

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You need a place to hold boxes of legit goods purchased with stolen CC.
Then repack and forward for black market use out of the country.

And get paid with fraud MOs.

Sounds like a great deal for a sit at home sucker.

With nothing coming in/or going out USPS; the Feds do not get involved. :(
 

pontifex

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why do people always post obvious scam emails on here?

This is nothing new. These are just as old as any other scam email.
 
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