Clerks II - funniest movie of the year?? (spoilers)

shortylickens

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I dont go to theaters anymore, but I will jump on this as soon as it hits the video store.
 

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Yeah, I'll rent it, only because I'm already gonna go see Talladega Nights and I'm poor.
 

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This was the first movie I've gone to the theater for since Star Wars II... it was well worth the money I spent... can't wait til it comes out on video so I can watch it again :)
 

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Kevin Smith's role as Silent Bob was pretty lame this time, but Jason Mewes... people were crying they were laughing so hard (Silence of the Lambs part). A lot of the movie seemed like the actors were just having a lot of fun playing the parts, especially Mewes.
 

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I also thought this was helarious. Better than the first. haha at the pillowpants part hehe. And when Jay got sad and silent bob pulled out the boom box HAHA pure gold. The lip gloss was the best.
 

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Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: mugs
Clerks sucked.


You must be a privileged upper class person who has never worked for minimum wage.

I did actually... actually I worked at a convenience store in New Jersey for 5 years - about as close as you can get to Clerks. ;)
 

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: mugs
Clerks sucked.


You must be a privileged upper class person who has never worked for minimum wage.

I did actually... actually I worked at a convenience store in New Jersey for 5 years - about as close as you can get to Clerks. ;)


Then you have seen the person who checks the eggs!
 

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Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: mugs
Clerks sucked.


You must be a privileged upper class person who has never worked for minimum wage.

I did actually... actually I worked at a convenience store in New Jersey for 5 years - about as close as you can get to Clerks. ;)


Then you have seen the person who checks the eggs!

It's been a long time since I've seen Clerks... so I must admit I have no idea what you're talking about. :)
 

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: mugs
Clerks sucked.


You must be a privileged upper class person who has never worked for minimum wage.

I did actually... actually I worked at a convenience store in New Jersey for 5 years - about as close as you can get to Clerks. ;)


Then you have seen the person who checks the eggs!

It's been a long time since I've seen Clerks... so I must admit I have no idea what you're talking about. :)

well, how about the lady who goes through all the gallons of milk, looking for that one gallon that's dated to last a week longer than the others?
:laugh:
 

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Originally posted by: TheoPetro
I also thought this was helarious. Better than the first. haha at the pillowpants part hehe. And when Jay got sad and silent bob pulled out the boom box HAHA pure gold. The lip gloss was the best.

I had tears in my eyes at that point I was laughing so hard... especially the shot of Jay with it tucked away.
 

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I just got back from seeing it and I thought it was one of the best movies I have ever seen. It was fantastic in just about every way. He managed to make a movie that was funny as hell, yet still relevant to this entire "real life" thing, all the while without making the movie a caricature of his previous movies.

I like the Lord of the Ring movies, but I was still dying from laughter with Randal's analysis of it.
 

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Originally posted by: Babbles
I just got back from seeing it and I thought it was one of the best movies I have ever seen. It was fantastic in just about every way. He managed to make a movie that was funny as hell, yet still relevant to this entire "real life" thing, all the while without making the movie a caricature of his previous movies.

I like the Lord of the Ring movies, but I was still dying from laughter with Randal's analysis of it.

"And this was the third one..." lmao
 

Babbles

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Babbles
I just got back from seeing it and I thought it was one of the best movies I have ever seen. It was fantastic in just about every way. He managed to make a movie that was funny as hell, yet still relevant to this entire "real life" thing, all the while without making the movie a caricature of his previous movies.

I like the Lord of the Ring movies, but I was still dying from laughter with Randal's analysis of it.

"And this was the third one..." lmao

Haha, yes!

"Even the trees were walking!"
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: mugs
Clerks sucked.


You must be a privileged upper class person who has never worked for minimum wage.

I did actually... actually I worked at a convenience store in New Jersey for 5 years - about as close as you can get to Clerks. ;)


Then you have seen the person who checks the eggs!

It's been a long time since I've seen Clerks... so I must admit I have no idea what you're talking about. :)

well, how about the lady who goes through all the gallons of milk, looking for that one gallon that's dated to last a week longer than the others?
:laugh:

Oh yeah, people did that all the time... they didn't understand that the SELL BY date doesn't mean you have to drink it by that date. It pissed me off when we moved the milk section to the end of the vault by the door - people who were stocking in there would leave the door open for some retarded reason and the end with the milk would warm up to 50 degrees. Retards.
 

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i was dying during the whole race debate and when randal realized that yes, perhaps his grandmother was racist.
 

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Originally posted by: anxi80
i was dying during the whole race debate and when randal realized that yes, perhaps his grandmother was racist.

That was just one more thing to add into the donkey show scene...
coworker is pregnant
"Kelly" is a guy
fiancee shows up
19 year old nerd smoked two blunts.. later - "my thing is getting hard" followed by "Forgive me jeeeeesussss!!!!"
then the police and fire dept show up - black policeman and Randall's shirt says something about porch monkey on the back.

5 straight minutes of rolling on the floor laughter
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: anxi80
i was dying during the whole race debate and when randal realized that yes, perhaps his grandmother was racist.

LOL - the black couple sitting next to us got up and left - but they did that 10 minutes into the show, so they missed out on that part! :D
 

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I loved it.

My favorite movie of the year, better than Superman, X-Men or Pirates.