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Syringer

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He was on ESPN's Mike & Mike in the morning and continued to deny use of PEDs, saying the world is against him, etc..his best line however was:

"My family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40's. My step dad died of a heart attack. It would be suicidal for me to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs. It goes against what I talk about to kids of all ages about it."

Heart conditions are contagious apparently :laugh:
 
Perknose

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I never liked him long before the drug crap came to the fore. I enjoy being proved right. :p
 
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SludgeFactory

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Heh, I just read it as him being keenly aware of the legitimate short-term cardiovascular risks associated with steroid use; i.e. he researched before he used :p
 
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Flipped Gazelle

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Originally posted by: Syringer
He was on ESPN's Mike & Mike in the morning and continued to deny use of PEDs, saying the world is against him, etc..his best line however was:

"My family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40's. My step dad died of a heart attack. It would be suicidal for me to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs. It goes against what I talk about to kids of all ages about it."

Heart conditions are contagious apparently :laugh:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
Heh, I just read it as him being keenly aware of the legitimate short-term cardiovascular risks associated with steroid use; i.e. he researched before he used :p
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I guess he took what's called "a calculated risk."
 
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Originally posted by: Syringer
He was on ESPN's Mike & Mike in the morning and continued to deny use of PEDs, saying the world is against him, etc..his best line however was:

"My family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40's. My step dad died of a heart attack. It would be suicidal for me to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs. It goes against what I talk about to kids of all ages about it."

Heart conditions are contagious apparently :laugh:
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sao123

sao123

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Originally posted by: Flipped Gazelle
Originally posted by: Syringer
He was on ESPN's Mike & Mike in the morning and continued to deny use of PEDs, saying the world is against him, etc..his best line however was:

"My family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40's. My step dad died of a heart attack. It would be suicidal for me to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs. It goes against what I talk about to kids of all ages about it."

Heart conditions are contagious apparently :laugh:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL Woops
 
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Billyzeke

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Roger Clemens = Asshat

It sure was nice not hear from him for a few while. I had completely forgotten about the douchebag.

I hope he crawls back under his rock.
 
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tboo

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Originally posted by: Syringer
He was on ESPN's Mike & Mike in the morning and continued to deny use of PEDs, saying the world is against him, etc..his best line however was:

"My family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40's. My step dad died of a heart attack. It would be suicidal for me to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs. It goes against what I talk about to kids of all ages about it."

Heart conditions are contagious apparently :laugh:
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Yeah, I heard him say this on ESPN yesterday & was thinking the same thing.
 
sdifox

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Originally posted by: Syringer
He was on ESPN's Mike & Mike in the morning and continued to deny use of PEDs, saying the world is against him, etc..his best line however was:

"My family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40's. My step dad died of a heart attack. It would be suicidal for me to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs. It goes against what I talk about to kids of all ages about it."

Heart conditions are contagious apparently :laugh:
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It is entirely possible his step dad was his real dad.
 
IHateMyJob2004

IHateMyJob2004

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Wow, this is the kind of crap people say 90% of the time. Sadly, the 10% of us that listen get ticked off about it.
 
ViviTheMage

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Originally posted by: Syringer
He was on ESPN's Mike & Mike in the morning and continued to deny use of PEDs, saying the world is against him, etc..his best line however was:

"My family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40's. My step dad died of a heart attack. It would be suicidal for me to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs. It goes against what I talk about to kids of all ages about it."

Heart conditions are contagious apparently :laugh:
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hahahaha, that IS funny.
 
Atomic Playboy

Atomic Playboy

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Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: Syringer
He was on ESPN's Mike & Mike in the morning and continued to deny use of PEDs, saying the world is against him, etc..his best line however was:

"My family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40's. My step dad died of a heart attack. It would be suicidal for me to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs. It goes against what I talk about to kids of all ages about it."

Heart conditions are contagious apparently :laugh:
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It is entirely possible his step dad was his real dad.
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Wait, what?
 
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Slick5150

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: Syringer
He was on ESPN's Mike & Mike in the morning and continued to deny use of PEDs, saying the world is against him, etc..his best line however was:

"My family has a history of heart conditions. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40's. My step dad died of a heart attack. It would be suicidal for me to even think about taking any of these dangerous drugs. It goes against what I talk about to kids of all ages about it."

Heart conditions are contagious apparently :laugh:
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It is entirely possible his step dad was his real dad.
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Wait, what?
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Or his BROTHER was his step dad!

Yes.. The pieces of the Roger Clemens puzzle are all starting to fall into place now!
 
Atomic Playboy

Atomic Playboy

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Originally posted by: Slick5150
Or his BROTHER was his step dad!

Yes.. The pieces of the Roger Clemens puzzle are all starting to fall into place now!
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Maybe he's his own step dad, in which case, he already died of a heart attack. So it would make sense that he'd be worried about it.
 
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