Clean Piss Out of Cushion?

Spooner

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Buddy came home last night absolutely smashed and ended up passing out on our couch then ended up pissing his damn pants at some point over the night

it's kind of dry at this point, but clearly i want to do something that ensures that this thing gets clean (it's a non-removable coushin)

:( :(
 

Number1

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Pics?

I am pretty sure you got Coushins spelled wrong.

Cushion?
 

Bateluer

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Probably some sort of upholstery cleaning thing. You can rent one at Home Depot.
 

Number1

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I would do like I do with my dog. Dip his face in it and in this case instead of putting him out, make him clean it.
 

Squisher

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If you go to any hardware store (HD, Lowes, ACO, etc.) they'll have rug/upholstery shampoos for pet urine.

I'm sure it'll work on your piddling humans.
 

Mermaidman

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Originally posted by: Number1
Pics?

I am pretty sure you got Coushins spelled wrong.

Perhaps he had to clean the piss out of his cousin?

Anyway, use a wet vac, or throw it out.
 

SagaLore

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Riiiight, likely story. I prefer to think you brought home some hot chick, and she was into a golden showers fetish.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Number1
I would do like I do with my dog. Dip his face in it and in this case instead of putting him out, make him clean it with his tongue.

Fixed.

BTW-That's seriously disgusting...you need some new friends.
 

Number1

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Number1
Pics?

I am pretty sure you got Coushins spelled wrong.

Cushion?

What a freak.

Ho give it up. It's a joke? Oops, I almost forgot, oldmoboat's law.
Have a good day.
 

MetalMat

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Originally posted by: Spooner
Buddy came home last night absolutely smashed and ended up passing out on our couch then ended up pissing his damn pants at some point over the night

it's kind of dry at this point, but clearly i want to do something that ensures that this thing gets clean (it's a non-removable coushin)

:( :(

Same thing happened last weekend, my buddy got here from a night of drinking absinthe.

 

bctbct

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You should call him and ask what he suggests for getting his urine out of your couch.
 

Number1

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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: spikespiegal
Go over to his house - pee on his couch. Problem solved.

no you both have a pissed on couch and you can't hang out anywhere!

You are so thoughtful.

:laugh:
 

gsethi

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Get your couch delivered at your friend's place and get his picked up to your place at the same time.....

on 2nd thought, no b/c his couch might have more of your friends natural fluids on it :p