imported_Scouser
Junior Member
<SPAN class=NormalText>An elephant a giraffe and a snail go in to a pub and order a round of beer.
The elephant suddenly realises they have forgotten to buy a parking ticket, so the snail volunteers to go and get one.
Three hours passed and the snail is nowhere to be seen. "He's been gone ages" says the giraffe to the elephant, growing impatient. "Shall we share his drink?"
Just then a voice from the doorway says "If you're going to steal my beer, I'm not going."
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The elephant suddenly realises they have forgotten to buy a parking ticket, so the snail volunteers to go and get one.
Three hours passed and the snail is nowhere to be seen. "He's been gone ages" says the giraffe to the elephant, growing impatient. "Shall we share his drink?"
Just then a voice from the doorway says "If you're going to steal my beer, I'm not going."
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