Classic Books ultra condensed, Pretty funny stuff

[moomoo40moo]

hope its not a repost....

http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml

more here, http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/

 

[EvilYoda]

New to me, thanks

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

lol "You Rule Beowulf"
and

Doctor released,
Marquis deceased,
Darnay acquitted,
Monarchy submitted,
Marriage announced,
Darnay denounced,
Places are switched,
Blades are twitched,
Seamstress cries,
Carton dies.
THE END

 

[Leper Messiah]

site keeps crashing Fire Fox. Dunno why.

 

[acemcmac]

funny

 

[acemcmac]

The Old Man and the Sea
By Ernest Hemingway
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker


An old man catches a fish that's too big for his boat. The fish gets eaten by sharks. Then he goes home and DIES.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[ProviaFan]

I've never seen it before...

Great stuff! :laugh:

 

[moomoo40moo]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
site keeps crashing Fire Fox. Dunno why.

works fine for me w/ firefox, idunno

 

[Leper Messiah]

Its not crashing anymore. Eh. w/e. Yeah, funny stuff though. I like how they sum up the Wheel of Time.

 

[LordSnailz]

haha, nice