City Girl / country life... (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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Amy, a blonde and a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial
insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show
him where it is, okay?"

So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while later, the artificial insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the long row of cows until she sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one. This one right here!"

Terribly impressed, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"By the nail over it's stall," Amy explains.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him as she walks away.
 

calvinbiss

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Two blondes walk into a building,
You'd figure one of them would have seen it.

HAHA
 

zimu

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Originally posted by: calvinbiss
Two blondes waslk into a building,
You'd figure one of them would have seen it.

HAHA

thats funnier than brutuskend's jokes.
 
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Amy, a blonde and a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial
insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show
him where it is, okay?"

So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while later, the artificial insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the long row of cows until she sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one. This one right here!"

Terribly impressed, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"By the nail over it's stall," Amy explains.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him as she walks away.


So the farmer was a polygamist?