Circumcision...

[Nikamichi]

My life experiences are not a joke, Zim!

:|

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir

Originally posted by: Insomniak
Stephen Spielberg is Jewish.

you mean steven spielberg. Let me add everyone is jewish in hollywood.

I mean Senor Spielbergo!

 

[shilala]

Nice work Zim.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't get it....sorry, guys. care to explain?

you rode to school in the small yellow bus didn'tcha?

yes, i did. the mother doesn't want to pick her son up?

I have no clue what your trying to ask?

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't get it....sorry, guys. care to explain?

Phrase in question (AKA "the punchline"): "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Mother's meaning: "Wait at school until noon because I can't pick you up until then. You'll have to tough it out."
How the son interpreted it: "If I hang my dick out of my pants until noon, my mom will come pick me up from school."

FYI: Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody really wants to do it, and by the time you're done you know how it works, but it's dead.

 

[cain]

hahahahahahahaha oh man