Circumcision...

Zim Hosein

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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to
find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he
had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told
him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother
and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to
investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And
she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me
up from school."

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aplefka

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:laugh:

Hahaha I thought it was a different one. That's pretty damn good.

:beer:/10
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Insomniak
Hosein?

Jewish?

Regardless of my background, why would you think "Hosein" is Jewish and not "Zim" Insomniak? :confused:
 

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Hear about the gay guy that worked in the circumsicion ward of the hospital?
The pay wasn't that great, but the tips were great!

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OK.. Groan...
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Insomniak
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Insomniak
Hosein?

Jewish?

Regardless of my background, why would you think "Hosein" is Jewish and not "Zim" Insomniak? :confused:


ein?

Goldstein
Bernstein
Einstein
Ben Stein

etc.

I never looked at it that way :eek: , most people see Zim and ask if I'm Jewish :)
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't get it....sorry, guys. care to explain?

You don't get the joke or Insomniak's question as to me being Jewish chuckywang? :confused:
 

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't get it....sorry, guys. care to explain?

you rode to school in the small yellow bus didn'tcha?

yes, i did. the mother doesn't want to pick her son up?

rofl wtf??? are you serious