Chyna linked to Joey Fatone of N'Sync????????

thebestMAX

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She SHOULD be the new T3. She already has muscles and silicone.

Isnt that what makes the perfect android? or is that silicon.
 

ChrichtonsGirl

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I suppose it's oddly appropriate that they would hook up, since they are both on the freaky side of strange.

Not that I follow all these cutie poo boy bands, but why do they all seem to have one or two normal guys and then two or three ugly freaks? Hm...let's see, we'll get Timberlake, who's cute in a Jody-from-Family-Affair kind of way, then Chasez (gotta have one guy who still could be a Mouseketeer), then oh, I don't know...how about some freaky-ass guy named Fatone who looks like a street sleeper?

 

ratkil

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Well if you are a pipsqueak from a boy band, the best thing to do is screw around with the girlfriend of someone who outwieghs you be a 100 pounds or so, wrestles (Even if fake they still have to know the moves), and is probably suffering from 'roid rage 24 hours a day........ maybe they will soon be out o' sync...... ;)
 

Viper GTS

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She's the only chick I can think of that should carry a warning label:

Warning: Enter at your own rixk.

I'd be scared to touch her.

Viper GTS
 

ChrichtonsGirl

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LMAO @ ViperGTS

She's a mandroid, IMO. I'm sorry, I mostly believe people who swear she was born a woman, but every time I see her crying on Entertainment Tonight about her breast implants, I feel like I'm watching a drag queen. She just doesn't move or talk like a woman, despite the three inches of makeup and hair extensions.

 

Deeko

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Hmm, I didn't know that....come on Joey, you can do better than that!
 

Rudee

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<< Millions of teenage girls fantasize about the members of N*Sync. Now, one of the members is living the fantasy held by millions of teenage boys. Joey Fatone has been hangin' out with the WWF?s most bodacious woman wrestler, Chyna. >>



LOL. You got to be kidding me? Chyna a boys &quot;fantasy&quot;?? Plueeeeeeeeezzzzzze! The woman - and I use the word &quot;woman&quot; very loosely - is so full of male growth hormone and anabolic steroids you can practically smell it on her (it's) breath.

Steroids make your muscles grow, Human Growth Hormone (HGH) makes your muscles, organs and bones grow. Chyna exibits the side effects of Human Growth Hormone use/abuse. From the Cro-Magnon brow ridge to the squared jaw, there is nothing &quot;sexy&quot; about Chyna in my opinion. It's rather sad actually.

A lot of women who abuse anabolic steroids and Human Growth Hormone screw their body's natural chemistry. As a result, many have problems Menstrating on a monthly basis and others have problems acheiving orgasm. Trust me, woman who take steroids are the last people on earth that you want in bed with you. Their ability to have sex and enjoy it is lost.

In case you haven't paid attention to her in the last year, you might not have noticed she has went through a significant amount of surgery to her breasts (doh!) and most noticably her face. She had her chin smoothed out surgically. Remember that square cleft chin she had a year ago? It's been smoothed out. Either way she not my idea of a sexy woman. Maybe for you but not for me.