Church advertisement...You are going to hell

[RichardE]

Text

 

[crab]

Real.

 

[glenn beck]

lol dancing can lead to driving foreign cars

 

[sdifox]

...

 

[randay]

"we can stop this sinful activity before god sends another plague of muslim airline pilots our way."

 

[Kreon]

If dancing like that sends people to hell, I can't imagine where I'm gonna go...

O well, gonna go get my foreign car and my pro-choice bumper sticker

 

[Tim]

"I really, really need your dollars today." -from the quote under the 'Revernd's picture'



The true nature (business) of christ!

 

[GeneValgene]

this is so fake

 

[JS80]

old as the internets

 

[Ruptga]

shens

 

[PepePeru]

i thought it was because she sacrificed the blood of another on the altar of the Serpent of Rehaboam.
or that she was drawing water from the Well of Zohassadar?

but for dancing?

 

[ghost recon88]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
this is so fake

Originally posted by: JS80
old as the internets

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
shens

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
this is so fake

so fake it hurts.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
i thought it was because she sacrificed the blood of another on the altar of the Serpent of Rehaboam.
or that she was drawing water from the Well of Zohassadar?

but for dancing?

Zohassadar? Wasn't that the Protoss High Templar that crashed his Carrier into the Zerg Overmind?

 

[Babbles]

Fake advertisement is fake.

 

[IronWing]

Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?







A: They don't want people to think they're dancing.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: randay
"we can stop this sinful activity before god sends another plague of muslim airline pilots our way."

Yeah... I was almost buying it until I got to that part. Good one!

 

[MrWizzard]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
this is so fake

so fake it hurts.

Dancing doesn't lead to sex looking at women does!

Yea that's pretty fake.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: MrWizzard

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
this is so fake

so fake it hurts.

Dancing doesn't lead to sex looking at women does!

Yea that's pretty fake.

I'm not surprised that so many here thought it was real. Your average Southern Baptist gets more than most of ATOT combined.

 

[PepePeru]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: G Wizard
i thought it was because she sacrificed the blood of another on the altar of the Serpent of Rehaboam.
or that she was drawing water from the Well of Zohassadar?

but for dancing?

Zohassadar? Wasn't that the Protoss High Templar that crashed his Carrier into the Zerg Overmind?

the very same.

 

[Fox5]

Originally posted by: RichardE
Text

That may be a sarcastic ad taken out by an opponent of Jerry Falwell. It sounds a bit tongue in cheek.

That, or fake.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

I been working so hard
Keep punching my card
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I get this feeling
That time's just holding me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
Tonight I gotta cut
(Chorus)
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose
You're playing so cool
Obeying every rule
Dig way down in your heart
You're yearning, burning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't passing you by
I'm trying to tell you
It will if you don't even try
You can fly if you'd only cut
(Chorus)
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Oowhee, Marie
Shake it, shake it for me
Whoa, Milo
C'mon, c'mon let go
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose
FIRST - we got to turn you around
SECOND - You put your feet on the ground
THIRD - Now take a hold of your soul
FOUR - Whooooooooa, I'm turning it
Loose, FOOTLOOSE

 

[Descartes]

No doubt fake, but spending most of my life in the Bible belt I've seen that type of mentality expressed with regularity.

I took a picture from a Church that was down the street from my old house, and I felt it demonstrated the sentiment very well.