Check this out and also please add more links to any... Chuck Norris = teh BEST...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-407892439139457720&q=Chuck+Norris
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-407892439139457720&q=Chuck+Norris
Chuck Norris
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I'm still in the Caine from Kung-Fu faze. I need to find some video of him dodging bullets fifteen seconds after they're shot. 
Amazon.com trivia: David Carradine got the lead role over martial arts legend Bruce Lee, who had extensive involvement in its development. The network felt the American audience was "not ready" for an Asian actor in the lead of a network series, even though Lee had been on The Green Hornet.
No, seriously I wanna to see some more of him. I believed that when he was in his prime he was undefeated? Am I wrong?
Originally posted by: Snapster
He still got beat down by Lee.
So what I'm sure Lee got beaten once... "Theres always somebody better than you" out there... I'm just wondering and I ain't dissing Lee no way...
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Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Snapster
He still got beat down by Lee.
So what I'm sure Lee got beaten once... "Theres always somebody better than you" out there... I'm just wondering and I ain't dissing Lee no way...
No doubt he did, you can't maintain your unbeaten record and be in your prime for life.
Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Snapster
He still got beat down by Lee.
So what I'm sure Lee got beaten once... "Theres always somebody better than you" out there... I'm just wondering and I ain't dissing Lee no way...
Only Jet Lee can take down Jet Lee. Ala The One.
Edit: Same goes with Bruce Lee. Only Bruce Lee was better.
Originally posted by: Snapster
Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Snapster
He still got beat down by Lee.
So what I'm sure Lee got beaten once... "Theres always somebody better than you" out there... I'm just wondering and I ain't dissing Lee no way...
No doubt he did, you can't maintain your unbeaten record and be in your prime for life.
Yeah but nobody have any more videos of him in his near prime? [Chuck Norris] I've been looking all over on Google, and apparently I suck at googling.
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Snapster
He still got beat down by Lee.
So what I'm sure Lee got beaten once... "Theres always somebody better than you" out there... I'm just wondering and I ain't dissing Lee no way...
Only Jet Lee can take down Jet Lee. Ala The One.
Edit: Same goes with Bruce Lee. Only Bruce Lee was better.
Didn't you mean Jet Li?
Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Snapster
He still got beat down by Lee.
So what I'm sure Lee got beaten once... "Theres always somebody better than you" out there... I'm just wondering and I ain't dissing Lee no way...
Only Jet Lee can take down Jet Lee. Ala The One.
Edit: Same goes with Bruce Lee. Only Bruce Lee was better.
Didn't you mean Jet Li?
No, they fused together. You know, like Dragonball.
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Snapster
He still got beat down by Lee.
So what I'm sure Lee got beaten once... "Theres always somebody better than you" out there... I'm just wondering and I ain't dissing Lee no way...
Only Jet Lee can take down Jet Lee. Ala The One.
Edit: Same goes with Bruce Lee. Only Bruce Lee was better.
Didn't you mean Jet Li?
No, they fused together. You know, like Dragonball.
:roll: Quick somebody take him down... Seriously no more videos?
I am Caine, I will help you.
/dodges bullets eight seconds after they're fired because he's really that good.
/dodges bullets eight seconds after they're fired because he's really that good.
Apologies if you have seen before but I haven't and I thought these were class.
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
6. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
7. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
8. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
10. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
16. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat.
Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
6. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
7. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
8. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
10. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
16. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat.
Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: Jon855
Originally posted by: Snapster
He still got beat down by Lee.
So what I'm sure Lee got beaten once... "Theres always somebody better than you" out there... I'm just wondering and I ain't dissing Lee no way...
Only Jet Lee can take down Jet Lee. Ala The One.
Edit: Same goes with Bruce Lee. Only Bruce Lee was better.
Didn't you mean Jet Li?
No, they fused together. You know, like Dragonball.
i want vid of them doing the fusion dance.
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