Chuck Norris Rules!!!

[JEDIYoda]

God, Chuck Norris and a normal man were on a boat. They had to get to land, but had no oars.

God starts walking across the water, and finally makes it safely to the other side.

Chuck joins God, and walks safely across too.

The normal man thought, if they can do it, I can do it. He walks out of the boat, falls into the water, and drowns.

God frowns, looks at Chuck and says "You think we should have told him about the rocks?"

Chuck looks back and says "What rocks?"

 

[SonicIce]

lol

 

[SpunkyJones]

Dammit, I was sure I wouldn't but I did chuckle.

 

[Rudee]

The Chuck Norris references are getting really old now. Time for some new material folks. It's not 2009 anymore.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Always nice to see God spending some quality time with his dad.

 

[El Guaraguao]

The Chuck Norris references are getting really old now. Time for some new material folks. It's not 2009 anymore.

LOL STFU. You know the giggled.

 

[Locut0s]

LOL STFU. You know the giggled.

Yes, yes indeed I do know the giggled.

Wait...

 

[El Guaraguao]

Yes, yes indeed I do know the giggled.

Wait...

Gotcha.

 

[JEDIYoda]

hahahahha that njoje was so funny made my day!!! Oooppps that was posted by me???? hmmmm......hahahahahahahaaaa still funny!!!

 

[ViviTheMage]

The Chuck Norris references are getting really old now. Time for some new material folks. It's not 2009 anymore.

2005 called..........

 

[IronWing]

Chuck Norris doesn't use line returns, the page just cringes.

 

[rasczak]

lol nice.

 

[Krazy4Real]

I laughed.

 

[mattpegher]

I just can't relate to the concept of Chuck Norris being a bad ass ever since the exercise machine commercials. He looks so frail.