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Christmas Vacation (The movie) is great

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FFactory0x

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Well its that time of year again and Christmas Vacation is on. My favorite movie.

Anyone got a clip or anything with when he flips out and starts calling his boss all those names
 
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - brousing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
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One of my top ten movies of all time 😀

And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?
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I still bust a gut when he sprays that stuff on his sled and then goes down the hill.
 
yes, one of the all time best christmas movies!
we just watched it a few days ago!
 
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Clark: Tis the season to be Merry
Mary: Well, thats my name
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"no sh*t?"

"you cant even see the line, can you russ?"
"nope!"

by the way, damn that little girl walking into the room at that exact moment and exclaiming 'santa?'.
 
Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him strait in the eye and tell him: what a cheap, lyiny, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh!t! Where's the Tylenol?
 
Originally ranted by: Clark Griswold
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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Yep. This is one of those rare cases where a sequel is actually better than the original.
 
Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally ranted by: Clark Griswold
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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BEST QUOTE EVER
 
neighbor:Hey Grizwald, where are you gonna put a tree that big?
clark:Bend over I'll show you.
neighbor:You have a lot of never saying that to me
clark: I wasn't talking to you(looking at the neighbors wife(Elaine from Seinfeld)
 
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