Oh man, the Christmas Tree Shop is totally the place for real men to buy furniture. Not because the price is low, and guys hate spending money on furniture. Or because its reasonably solid (it is). But because the "Assembly Instructions" is like a quick reference for men who know what they're doing. No fancy little booklet in 13 language, but ONE PICTURE. Its as though they're telling me that, "Yes, we know you have testicles, and, therefore, can not only kill and eat meat, but also assemble damn near anything using only your hands and teeth, so we're not going to insult your intelligence, but we'll throw in a picture in case your woman starts whining about the "Directions" Go Crazy Killer."
Thats all I've got.
Thats all I've got.
