christmas party at the bosses house

[FoBoT]

last year i brought a dead 9 GB 5.25inch form factor SCSI hard drive and a candy bar

what should i bring this year?

it is a $10 limit

my first thought was the bag of sugar, who doesn't like sugar? it is just like candy, except without all the additives

 

[TitanDiddly]

A hobo.

 

[xyion]

a framed picture of yourself.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
A hobo.

i don't know if i could rent a hobo for 4 hours with only $10

 

[MetalGod]

a PII, with Win95. Oh, and of course a 😀

 

[FoBoT]

somebody brought a boxed windows 3.0 package to the party two years ago

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: xyion
a framed picture of yourself.

Costanza style. :thumbsup:

 

[Fritzo]

I'm a big fan of those baseball hats with the elephant ears and the huge trunk that sticks out the front.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
last year i brought a dead 9 GB 5.25inch form factor SCSI hard drive and a candy bar

what should i bring this year?

it is a $10 limit

my first thought was the bag of sugar, who doesn't like sugar? it is just like candy, except without all the additives

You brought useless garbage and junk food last time? Why not just toss a pile of dog sh!t in a bag for this year's gift exchange?

 

[ravana]

12 lbs of shredded documents. bagged, bubblewrapped, boxed & giftwrapped.

 

[GasX]

How about a letter to the recipient saying a donation was given in their name to the Human Fund?

 

[amish]

all you need:
one shoebox
kitty litter
foot long tootsie roll

1. dump kitty litter into shoebox.
2. unwrap tootsie roll
3. rip tootsie roll into smaller pieces around 4"
4. wet the underside of tootsie rolls
5. place tootsie rolls into shoebox.
6. give to unsuspecting coworker just tell him/her not to shake since it is delicate.
7. have a laugh about your disgusting ingenuity.

 

[chasem]

Originally posted by: xyion
a framed picture of yourself.

hah, like the one on oldschool.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: ravana
12 lbs of shredded documents. bagged, bubblewrapped, boxed & giftwrapped.

Put everything in the girtwrapped box and tell the person there's a gift inside. See how long it takes for them to realize that the gift is 12 lbs of shredded docs.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: amish
all you need:
one shoebox
kitty litter
foot long tootsie roll

1. dump kitty litter into shoebox.
2. unwrap tootsie roll
3. rip tootsie roll into smaller pieces around 4"
4. wet the underside of tootsie rolls
5. place tootsie rolls into shoebox.
6. give to unsuspecting coworker just tell him/her not to shake since it is delicate.
7. have a laugh about your disgusting ingenuity.

:thumbsup:

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
A hobo.

i don't know if i could rent a hobo for 4 hours with only $10

Dead hobos are free.

-geoff

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
How about a letter to the recipient saying a donation was given in their name to the Goatse Fund?

:Q