Christianity is false and immoral. (Hitchens)

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shira

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Wow, Christianity offends you doesn't it? Ewwww, look out, a Bible is in the room.

The bible is just a book of fairy tales. What I find offensive is the endless supply of imbeciles who believe the fairy tales.
 

Lonbjerg

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The bible is just a book of fairy tales. What I find offensive is the endless supply of imbeciles who believe the fairy tales.

And persist in trying to convince me that the garbage fairytale is not only a fact...but also good.
Just like when the religious muppets try and make the 10 commandments about "moral"...when most have nothing to do with moral.

Religion and lies are very good friends.
 
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Steeplerot

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Yeah, it was awfully nice of Gideon to live them in motel rooms everywhere so we'd never run out.



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The biggest mystery of Christianity: Could Jesus roll joints with no hands at parties? He's got the booze covered.
 
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wuliheron

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The biggest mystery of Christianity: Could Jesus roll joints with no hands at parties? He's got the booze covered.


Even Jesus could only turn water into wine. Turning cigars and cigarettes into joints should be easy not to mention a lot healthier.

But I did meet this one guy in Hawaii who could roll ten joints in five seconds on his thighs with one finger... Maybe he was a prophet or something.
 

zsdersw

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a lot healthier.

I'm not at all against people smoking pot even though it's not something I personally like.. but let's not kid ourselves into thinking it's any significant amount "healthier" than smoking tobacco products.
 

Steeplerot

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But I did meet this one guy in Hawaii who could roll ten joints in five seconds on his thighs with one finger... Maybe he was a prophet or something.

I bow to this guys skill, I can only roll a single one one-handed at a time. o_O
 

wuliheron

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I'm not at all against people smoking pot even though it's not something I personally like.. but let's not kid ourselves into thinking it's any significant amount "healthier" than smoking tobacco products.

Annnnnk, sorry, wrong answer. Tobacco kills as many as half a million people every year. Smoking the occasional joint is not to be confused with the millions of addicted tobacco smokers smoking an average of a pack and half a day.
 

zsdersw

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Annnnnk, sorry, wrong answer. Tobacco kills as many as half a million people every year. Smoking the occasional joint is not to be confused with the millions of addicted tobacco smokers smoking an average of a pack and half a day.

Smoking an occasional tobacco product is no worse than smoking an occasional joint. Smoking joints regularly isn't any healthier than smoking tobacco regularly.
 

wuliheron

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Smoking an occasional tobacco product is no worse than smoking an occasional joint. Smoking joints regularly isn't any healthier than smoking tobacco regularly.


Yeah, and eating too much salt is unhealthy too. In fact, if you drink too much water you can drown. I guess by your standards then salt and water are as unhealthy as tobacco. Talk about totally distorting the facts.
 

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Yeah, and eating too much salt is unhealthy too. In fact, if you drink too much water you can drown. I guess by your standards then salt and water are as unhealthy as tobacco. Talk about totally distorting the facts.

Um, no.. all I'm saying is that pot is not healthier than tobacco. Smoking either of them regularly/habitually is not a healthy thing to do.
 

wuliheron

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Um, no.. all I'm saying is that pot is not healthier than tobacco. Smoking either of them regularly/habitually is not a healthy thing to do.

Nor is eating salt or breathing highway fumes, but we don't normally compare them to tobacco.
 

wuliheron

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Well I guess you guys sure showed those evil Christans a thing or two.


I give all the credit to the invisible pixie on my left shoulder. She does all the work when it comes to dealing with invisible magical beings, monsters, and whatnot.
 

HeXen

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i believe God is a type of energy, like dark energy, that is not self aware or has a conscience, it could even be time itself but either way its not aware of anything, like dark energy, it does what it does, nothing more nor less.
 

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I attended services at a local Catholic church last night. It was a beautiful experience with lots of fellowship.

Nobody asked me what I believe or expressed anything negative towards me when I didn't participate in some aspects of the service.
 

wuliheron

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I attended services at a local Catholic church last night. It was a beautiful experience with lots of fellowship.

Nobody asked me what I believe or expressed anything negative towards me when I didn't participate in some aspects of the service.


You should check out the Flat Earth Society. Great bunch of people who really know how to party.