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Christian Science for Kids - is this real?

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Originally posted by: Taejin
I considered the fact this was a parody website, but try surfing through the website on your own.. I can't believe someone put in that much trouble to put up legitimate links and other sundries to make it a parody website...

Why would it surprise you that people would go to such lengths to bash religion?
 
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Taejin
I considered the fact this was a parody website, but try surfing through the website on your own.. I can't believe someone put in that much trouble to put up legitimate links and other sundries to make it a parody website...

Why would it surprise you that people would go to such lengths to bash religion?

It surprises me, since most religion is so foolish that it bashes itself.
 
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Taejin
I considered the fact this was a parody website, but try surfing through the website on your own.. I can't believe someone put in that much trouble to put up legitimate links and other sundries to make it a parody website...

Why would it surprise you that people would go to such lengths to bash religion?

Satire of a great political anti-knowledge force is bashing? Welcome to the New World Theocratic Order.
 
Reminds me of the christian scientist I dated for quite a while when I was young...

"so let's say you're dieing from massive loss of blood"
"you can't interfere and I will prey"

"so let's say you're pregnant?"
"then I must kill myself"

WTF!!!
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Reminds me of the christian scientist I dated for quite a while when I was young...

"so let's say you're dieing from massive loss of blood"
"you can't interfere and I will prey"

"so let's say you're pregnant?"
"then I must kill myself"

WTF!!!

You were having unprotected sex with her?
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Reminds me of the christian scientist I dated for quite a while when I was young...

"so let's say you're dieing from massive loss of blood"
"you can't interfere and I will prey"

"so let's say you're pregnant?"
"then I must kill myself"

WTF!!!

The religion called "Christian Science" has nothing to do with Christianity.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: spidey07
Reminds me of the christian scientist I dated for quite a while when I was young...

"so let's say you're dieing from massive loss of blood"
"you can't interfere and I will prey"

"so let's say you're pregnant?"
"then I must kill myself"

WTF!!!

The religion called "Christian Science" has nothing to do with Christianity.

Christians say this about everyone they don't like! "_____________ aren't true Christians".
 
T-rex was a Herbivore

All animal kinds, as well as humans, started out as herbivores. This is clearly stated in the Bible [Gen 1:29-30]:

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
"And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so."

Before the Fall, there was no death nor bloodshed; it was only after Sin entered the world that animals started to die and to kill. Pre-Fall dinosaurs such as T-rex or velociraptors ate only vegetation, later developing, through the process of Entropic Genetic Degeneration (aka "microevolution,") sharper teeth and a hunger for blood.

But not all kinds of dinosaurs, nor every individual member of a particular kind, fell into bloodlust: Some kinds, such as the sauropods and the hadrosaurs, remained herbivorous (although, no doubt, becoming wicked in other ways); and herbivorous examples of dinosaur kinds that Evolutionists typically classify as carnivores existed up to the time of Noah (as I will explain in the next section.)

The reason there are no fossil examples of herbivorous T-rex with teeth more suited to shredding plants than flesh is because all those fossils we have came from the Great Deluge. The bones of herbivorous T-rex newly evicted from the Garden of Eden turned to dust long before the Flood came, and those that perished and were fossilized in the Flood had already succumbed to the wickedness of carnivorism.


Yeah, that's it. Now I know the "real" truth.

:roll:
 
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: spidey07
Reminds me of the christian scientist I dated for quite a while when I was young...

"so let's say you're dieing from massive loss of blood"
"you can't interfere and I will prey"

"so let's say you're pregnant?"
"then I must kill myself"

WTF!!!

You were having unprotected sex with her?

But of course.

I was merely trying to bring some first hand experience with severely deranged kooks.

 
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: spidey07
Reminds me of the christian scientist I dated for quite a while when I was young...

"so let's say you're dieing from massive loss of blood"
"you can't interfere and I will prey"

"so let's say you're pregnant?"
"then I must kill myself"

WTF!!!

The religion called "Christian Science" has nothing to do with Christianity.

Christians say this about everyone they don't agree with "_____________ aren't true Christians".

Fixed
 
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
So, you make a rather vague title and post a link to a hoax website. What is the point of this thread?

Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?

LMAO! 😀

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

OMFG ROFL!!! 😀 😀 😀

ahahaha
 
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: spidey07
Reminds me of the christian scientist I dated for quite a while when I was young...

"so let's say you're dieing from massive loss of blood"
"you can't interfere and I will prey"

"so let's say you're pregnant?"
"then I must kill myself"

WTF!!!

The religion called "Christian Science" has nothing to do with Christianity.

Christians say this about everyone they don't like! "_____________ aren't true Christians".

If you actually knew anything about Christianity or read the Bible thoroughly, you'd know what Christianity is compared to all these spin offs.
 
Originally posted by: JackBurton
I like that site. 🙂 I need to buy this mug. 🙂

That is freaking schweet......

My next door neighbor has a gigantic sign on her balcony that says

"Happy Birthday Jesus
Luke 2"

I guess with it being the holidays and all......
I'm so stealing it at 4am some night... (not really but, it would be hilarious)
 
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