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Christ gone Wild!
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I don't agree. Rather, I feel GGW represents much of what's gone wrong with today's society and entertainment in the period since I was a kid.
Kinda amusing tho if it's true that only one person called to complain! There's enough christian nutsos out there to cause a MUCH bigger stir if they'd cared enough about their religion to actually WATCH good ol Emperor Popatine go through his wacky blood rituals...
ericlp
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You gotta wonder what else this crowd is obsessed with, huh? AK47's for all the jesus phreaks!
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for 599.99 and 29 shipping and handling you get a free bible and if you act now your first round of ammo will be blessed by holly water!
But Wait! If you order in the next 5 minutes....... You'll get 5 bush bumper stickers!!! FREE!
hahaha church people are like frigen sheep they just can't dial that number fast enough!
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for 599.99 and 29 shipping and handling you get a free bible and if you act now your first round of ammo will be blessed by holly water!
But Wait! If you order in the next 5 minutes....... You'll get 5 bush bumper stickers!!! FREE!
hahaha church people are like frigen sheep they just can't dial that number fast enough!
Mr. Lennon
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3chordcharlie
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Originally posted by: FaaR
I don't agree. Rather, I feel GGW represents much of what's gone wrong with today's society and entertainment in the period since I was a kid.
Kinda amusing tho if it's true that only one person called to complain! There's enough christian nutsos out there to cause a MUCH bigger stir if they'd cared enough about their religion to actually WATCH good ol Emperor Popatine go through his wacky blood rituals...
The crazy ones aren't Catholic
News for you matey:
Easter is an ancient PAGAN holiday, co-opted by early christians to bring more people into their religion. Where you think the eggs, bunnies etc come from, hello?
It's a spring festival, celebrating copulation, procreation and life-blooming in general.Same thing with christmas by the way. Anyone who thinks Jesus (assuming there ACTUALLY ever was such a person) was born in the end of december is mildly delusional. Another pagan aspect of christianity.
What I would really like to know is how vampirism and cannibalism made it into the bible. That's some seriously wacko s**t I tell you, majorly occult aspect of the religion. Especially in catholicism (where the worship of cathol is a big thing, I take it), with its transmogrifation or whatsitscalled where the things they eat and drink supposedly actually turns into the flesh and bluuuddd of Jesus. Lol, any religion that teaches such things... Well, let's just say it's not a GOD that's being worshipped, that's for sure. Blood pacts you typically make with the dude downstairs! (If one believes in such superstitious nonsense of course, hah.)
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That's funny...I went to church last Sunday and there wasn't one word said about celebrating copulation, procreation and life-blooming in general. Hmm...could it be that you have no clue as to what you're talking about?Originally posted by: FaaR
News for you matey:
Easter is an ancient PAGAN holiday, co-opted by early christians to bring more people into their religion. Where you think the eggs, bunnies etc come from, hello?
Same thing with christmas by the way. Anyone who thinks Jesus (assuming there ACTUALLY ever was such a person) was born in the end of december is mildly delusional. Another pagan aspect of christianity.
What I would really like to know is how vampirism and cannibalism made it into the bible. That's some seriously wacko s**t I tell you, majorly occult aspect of the religion. Especially in catholicism (where the worship of cathol is a big thing, I take it), with its transmogrifation or whatsitscalled where the things they eat and drink supposedly actually turns into the flesh and bluuuddd of Jesus. Lol, any religion that teaches such things... Well, let's just say it's not a GOD that's being worshipped, that's for sure. Blood pacts you typically make with the dude downstairs! (If one believes in such superstitious nonsense of course, hah.)
shiner
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So, yeah. So the Pagan religion had very big festivals, remember, on Easter and Christmas.
The Christian religion came along and had very big festivals, at Easter and Christmas.
Jesus died on one and was born on the other.
Hmmm....coincidence?
?Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!" So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it? You know, people going, "Remember, kids," the kids who're eating the chocolate eggs,
"Jesus died for your sins."
"Yeah, I know, it's great!?
?No, no no, it's bad, it's bad!?
? No, it's bad! It's very bad. It's terrible! Whatever you want, just keep giving me these eggs."
And the bunny rabbits! Where do they come into the crucifixion? There were no bunny rabbits up on the hill going, "Hey, what, are you going to put those crosses in our warrens? We live below this hill, all right?" Bunny rabbits are for shagging, eggs are for fertility. It's a festival - it's the spring festival!
Christmastime, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket.
"Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, baby Jesus! And what would you like for Christmas?"
"Peace on Earth and goodwill towards men."
"Well, what about a clockwork train?"
"Oh, yes, much better. Forget peace on earth, I don't care.?
And, you know, the Christmas fir tree, there's none of them in Nazareth. The ?partridge in a pear tree? song was not sung at the Last Supper. They weren't there going,
" 'And a partridge in a pear tree. Five goold rings!' Come on, loosen up, Judas."
"Oh, all right..."
" 'On the seventh day of Christmas...? Judy, come on, Judy, loosen up."
"Don't call me Judy, I've told you!"
"Oh! Can you lend us a fiver, Judy? I'm a bit short."
"All right, lads, Leonardo da Vinci's painting the picture, so everyone get your positions, here we go.""Jesus, why are you doing the big arms thing?"
"Well, I don't know? I just thought I'd do a big arms thing, I don't know."
"Well, I'm going to do a big arms thing as well."
"Yeah, me too! I'll call that the big arms..."
"Look, we can't all do big arms! We'll look like a squadron of Spitfires, for fuck's sake! I'll do big arms and you just look at me and go, 'Ooh, he's doing big arms.' "
"All right."
"Leonardo, have you got that one? Have you got the painting? All right, now a fun one as well....
The Christian religion came along and had very big festivals, at Easter and Christmas.
Jesus died on one and was born on the other.
Hmmm....coincidence?
?Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!" So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it? You know, people going, "Remember, kids," the kids who're eating the chocolate eggs,
"Jesus died for your sins."
"Yeah, I know, it's great!?
?No, no no, it's bad, it's bad!?
? No, it's bad! It's very bad. It's terrible! Whatever you want, just keep giving me these eggs."
And the bunny rabbits! Where do they come into the crucifixion? There were no bunny rabbits up on the hill going, "Hey, what, are you going to put those crosses in our warrens? We live below this hill, all right?" Bunny rabbits are for shagging, eggs are for fertility. It's a festival - it's the spring festival!
Christmastime, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket.
"Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, baby Jesus! And what would you like for Christmas?"
"Peace on Earth and goodwill towards men."
"Well, what about a clockwork train?"
"Oh, yes, much better. Forget peace on earth, I don't care.?
And, you know, the Christmas fir tree, there's none of them in Nazareth. The ?partridge in a pear tree? song was not sung at the Last Supper. They weren't there going,
" 'And a partridge in a pear tree. Five goold rings!' Come on, loosen up, Judas."
"Oh, all right..."
" 'On the seventh day of Christmas...? Judy, come on, Judy, loosen up."
"Don't call me Judy, I've told you!"
"Oh! Can you lend us a fiver, Judy? I'm a bit short."
"All right, lads, Leonardo da Vinci's painting the picture, so everyone get your positions, here we go.""Jesus, why are you doing the big arms thing?"
"Well, I don't know? I just thought I'd do a big arms thing, I don't know."
"Well, I'm going to do a big arms thing as well."
"Yeah, me too! I'll call that the big arms..."
"Look, we can't all do big arms! We'll look like a squadron of Spitfires, for fuck's sake! I'll do big arms and you just look at me and go, 'Ooh, he's doing big arms.' "
"All right."
"Leonardo, have you got that one? Have you got the painting? All right, now a fun one as well....
jonks
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We learned earlier this year that conservative states purchase more online porn, so this seems to fit that trend, if true and Francis isn't just blabbering.
Aside, Joe Francis is a scumbag and GGW the early years was about finding drunk girls to take advantage of. Recent years you can even tell on the commercials that the girls are amateur porn stars and do GGW for exposure or cuz they're paid.
Aside, Joe Francis is a scumbag and GGW the early years was about finding drunk girls to take advantage of. Recent years you can even tell on the commercials that the girls are amateur porn stars and do GGW for exposure or cuz they're paid.
I've got clues about a lot of things. Not on the level of a multi-talented renaissance man perhaps, but I do know easter did not end up on the (moving!) date that it is by coincidence. It's not a jewish festival, that's for sure! (Remember kids, jesus was a jew, so it would have made sense if easter was a jewish tradition - except it isn't.) No, the date for easter was decided by the church, like quite a lot of other things that is taken as truth today. Go watch the Davinci Code on DVD, if you like Tom Hanks that is...
So yeah, easter's a pagan holiday, borrowed by christianity.
Yep. Even the pastor at my church discussed this. Saying if anybody gets too caught up on Easter being about the easter bunny, then maybe they should do some research and not confuse what easter is to the rest of the world with what Christians "celebrate" on easter. Easter is a day that Christians chose to celebrate something completely different.
Fern
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Probably the only person watching at 2 AM.
No, I don't thinik sales spiked because of one commercial in one city either.
I've seen the ad a zillion times, it's on almost evey channel and has been for years. I can't believe there's anybody in America who hasn't already seen the commercials umpteen times. New market? BS
Fern
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If you're really interested in truth...I suggest that you do a little homework beyond watching the Da Vinci Code and reading anti-Christian propaganda.
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No one knows for sure, but it's very doubtful that he was actually born on that particular day. And what point are you trying to make?
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