Chineser sperm extractor sex machine

[pelov]

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/research-china-sperm-extractor,17922.html

The hands-free "sperm extractor" is a stand up device with a height-adjustable "massage pipe" that moves inward and outward from the main body of the sperm extractor. According to the manufacturer, the speed, amplitude and frequency can be adjusted by the user, which aims to provide a "warm" and "comfortable" feeling for users who find difficult to retrieve their sperm the traditional, manual way. There is even a screen to play movie content to help with the extraction process.

The sperm extractor is on sale for about $2,800.

Not the sexiest piece of machinery I've seen, but for $2800 it seems like a steal.

 

[Fritzo]

They could put these in bars for $1/pop.

 

[sigurros81]

could they have at least made the hole look like a vagina, or the entire machine look like a chick bending over? Or for most AT posters, an anime girl.

 

[SunnyD]

This is a repost, despite the article date. This machine has been posted here before.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

hands free jerk off machine?
just hire a hooker

 

[sixone]

could they have at least made the hole look like a vagina, or the entire machine look like a chick bending over? Or for most AT posters, an anime girl.

Hang one of these on the machine. *May be NSFW.

 

[pelov]

This is a repost, despite the article date. This machine has been posted here before.

Goddamnit. That's twice now. Some people need to learn to title threads properly.

 

[SunnyD]

Goddamnit. That's twice now. Some people need to learn to title threads properly.

Here's the original video from April 2011 - which is actually MUCH better quality (same vid, just not as grainy).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GiEGPm-Ws

And here's prior art for your thread: http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2230404

 

[gevorg]

ping this guy

 

[Scotteq]

NSFW WARNING

Spoiler

Well... after a few generations of aborting & murdering your baby girls, it makes perfect sense China would need to address a vagina shortage.

Yeah.... I went there...

 

[Nintendesert]

Ordered!

 

[JTsyo]

How much would have to sell before the machine paid for itself?

 

[Zeze]

NSFW WARNING

Spoiler

Well... after a few generations of aborting & murdering your baby girls, it makes perfect sense China would need to address a vagina shortage.

Yeah.... I went there...

Hardly went there. That's not even a diss, it's a fact.

ABC did a documentary of women shortages today in China and they all get to be super picky and poor/avg men end up ronery.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Well, how about that...

My "pillar of pleasure" just punched me in the chin for considering such a device... :'(

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Chineser than what?

 

[lupi]

reposterized