chinese sick day

[amish]

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today,
I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not
come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
everything better and I can go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

 

[geno]

😀

Dunno why the guy has to be Chinese though 😕

 

[WhiteKnight]

Originally posted by: geno
😀

Dunno why the guy has to be Chinese though 😕

Seriously. I thought this was going to end with something like, "... well Hung."

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: geno
😀

Dunno why the guy has to be Chinese though 😕

hahaha, I laughed harder at that then the joke.

 

[cronos]

🙂

 

[djheater]

I think you should make the joke take place in China. Then Hung Chow would talk normally and the, presumably white, boss would have to talk in dialect.

 

[CVSiN]

haha

 

[Howard]

Wasn't bad, but hundreds of other jokes are based on the same premise.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: geno
😀

Dunno why the guy has to be Chinese though 😕

Because if he's a foreigner then the misinterpretation of the boss's words makes sense. Otherwise the guy just seems like a smart ass.

 

[alexeikgb]

Originally posted by: Hankerton

Originally posted by: geno
😀

Dunno why the guy has to be Chinese though 😕

hahaha, I laughed harder at that then the joke.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: alexeikgb

Originally posted by: Hankerton

Originally posted by: geno
😀

Dunno why the guy has to be Chinese though 😕

hahaha, I laughed harder at that then the joke.

Why couldn't you have picked a tech support guy in India?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: alexeikgb

Originally posted by: Hankerton

Originally posted by: geno
😀

Dunno why the guy has to be Chinese though 😕

hahaha, I laughed harder at that then the joke.

Why couldn't you have picked a tech support guy in India?

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Because we were able to understand what he was saying.</a>