Chinese restaurant gives free food to skinny customers

madoka

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Is TridentBoy the only one among us who can get free food?

http://www.ladbible.com/news/weird-...iners-who-can-fit-through-metal-gate-20180510

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A Chinese restaurant has taken to a novel new way of trying to remind customers to watch their health.

Not that it's really any of their business, but the owner of an eatery in East China is asking patrons to try to squeeze through different sizes of gaps between bars and offering discounts for those who get through the narrowest spaces.

Zhao Long, who is the owner of this establishment, claims that he is trying to find a fun way to remind people to watch their diet.

His restaurant in Jinan City offers customers free food and free beer, provided they can fit through a 15cm gap.

Now, 15cm wide is surely way too skinny, right? However, most people would have a go if they thought it meant free food and beer for everyone, and it does.

It's not clear whether you have to leave through the same gap that you entered through. That would really be torture.

Mr Zhao means well, he wants to present a new way of making people mindful of the amount they eat and drink. He said: "So many people have told me that they've failed losing weight - just because they can't quit drinking beer,

"Maybe this could serve as a reminder to them to keep an eye on their diet."

So, here's the scoring system. If you get through the smallest gap, you get free food and your entire table gets free beer.

The next step up is an 18cm gap. If you get through that you win 5 beers - which is not to be sniffed at.

The third increment is 25cm and you get a free beer (still good) if you get through there. After that it goes up to 30cm. At 30cm you get no discount, but are told 'your figure is just average - you shouldn't ask for more'.

Wow, thanks.

What if you can't fit through that? Well, there is another that comes with a less inspiring message. It says: "Are you sure you should be drinking beer?"

Mr Zhao says that at least one person gets through the smallest gap each day. He also hastened to add that all of the are female. The plot thickens.

He also said that significantly more people get through the next step up. It's done well for business though; Mr Zhao says that people queue up to take on the 'metal gate challenge'.

He's not the only one with an odd marketing tool for his business in the city, either. One restaurant nearby had the idea of offering discounts to women in short skirts - 90% off their bill if the skirt was 33cm above the knee.

It's not clear whether the offer is exclusively for women.
 

Ken g6

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When I was in college I probably could have fit through the smallest gate. There were these incredibly tiny slots in a wall that I couldn't believe I fit through, but I did. No chance I could anymore, though.
 

madoka

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Fortunately there is a Chinese restaurant that gives free food to fat guys:

http://english.cri.cn/12394/2014/12/10/3521s855974.htm

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Restaurants here in China have come up with fresh ideas to lure more diners.

A restaurant in Chongqing has started a promotion which entitles male diners over a certain weight to discounted food.

The discounts also apply to thin female consumers.

The policy says, for male diners, the more they weigh, the more discounts they are entitled to.

If a male customer weighs more than 140 kilograms, then the meal is free.

For female diners, things are a bit different.

The less they weigh, the more discounts they are offered.

If she weighs below 34.5 kilos, then she is exempt from paying for food.

Likewise, a restaurant in Shanghai is also offering similar promotions.

However, their campaign is focused on tall diners.

Diners with different heights can enjoy different discounts and a range of gift dishes.

And what sort of discounts can you get from these restaurants?
 

Exterous

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So all you need is a skinny friend to get free beer for the table? Hmm...
 

Red Squirrel

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If my head managed to fit in the smallest slot, I think I would be able to get the rest of my body through there easily enough. That would not last long if it means I can get free restaurant food though. :p
 

madoka

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If my head managed to fit in the smallest slot, I think I would be able to get the rest of my body through there easily enough.

I dunno man. Chinese people are generally A LOT skinnier than Americans and only the skinniest, tiniest Chinese women are able fit through the smallest slot (which is about 6 inches).
 

GagHalfrunt

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So all you need is a skinny friend to get free beer for the table? Hmm...

8 year old girl with a fake ID. Problem solved.

American restaurants should try something similar. They'd never have to give away anything.