Chinese Cop Owns Kidnapper

TuxDave

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wtf??? hahaha... I guess that's a little more interesting than a sniper picking off the kidnapper.
 

m2kewl

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damn their hardcore! just like the russians gassing the theatre!

in America they'd get a cell, three meals, visitation rights, tv, gym, free healthcare...aahhh, the life!
 

Ornery

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Ahhh, that's what I'm talkin' about!

I hope people in our crime units are taking notes!
 

EvilYoda

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lol, that was fvcking awesome...perfect pose and everything :) And yes, those be some stronghanded ways to deal with a kidnapper...but it worked ;)
 

welst10

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That made a headline on Chinese TVs a few days ago. TV crews rushed to the scene and caught it on tape. :thumbsup:
 

ironcrotch

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The paper said his body was put in a coffin and taken to a funeral home where it was to be refrigerated before being cremated. But funeral home workers heard a groan on opening the coffin and were shocked to find the man still alive. They rushed him to hospital. "This has never happened before. Workers were opening the coffin for a photo examination and heard the man groan," said the funeral home director surnamed Zhang. "We were shocked." Police in Shijiazhuang city refused to comment. There was no word on Zhang's condition nor whether the children were hurt.

OMGWTF!
 

cronos

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Originally posted by: ironcrotch
The paper said his body was put in a coffin and taken to a funeral home where it was to be refrigerated before being cremated. But funeral home workers heard a groan on opening the coffin and were shocked to find the man still alive. They rushed him to hospital. "This has never happened before. Workers were opening the coffin for a photo examination and heard the man groan," said the funeral home director surnamed Zhang. "We were shocked." Police in Shijiazhuang city refused to comment. There was no word on Zhang's condition nor whether the children were hurt.

OMGWTF!

yup. he was alive... lol.
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: saxguy
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
The paper said his body was put in a coffin and taken to a funeral home where it was to be refrigerated before being cremated. But funeral home workers heard a groan on opening the coffin and were shocked to find the man still alive. They rushed him to hospital. "This has never happened before. Workers were opening the coffin for a photo examination and heard the man groan," said the funeral home director surnamed Zhang. "We were shocked." Police in Shijiazhuang city refused to comment. There was no word on Zhang's condition nor whether the children were hurt.

OMGWTF!

yup. he was alive... lol.

Shoot him again.
 

Ornery

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"funeral home workers heard a groan on opening the coffin and were shocked to find the man still alive. "

Should have boxed him up, froze him, then burned him up anyway! :disgust:
 

Rainsford

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Anybody else think of that scene from the 5th Element where Bruce Willis says he'll negotiate with those crazy alien pirates, runs into the room, shoots one in the head and says, "Anybody else want to negotiate?"

No...maybe it's just me then...seems effective though.
 

Babbles

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I do not care much for the Chinese government, however I gotta give them credit with giving the police force the flexibility to do that little stunt!