Chili's 5-meat boss burger will satisfy your desire to have all the meat in your mouth

[pete6032]

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/chilis-boss-burger-now-available

five meats: bacon, jalapeño-cheddar smoked sausage, pulled rib meat, smoked brisket, and a half-pound beef patty. Plus the lettuce and tomato, you know, for your health. Then Cheddar cheese, the buns, and BBQ sauce, and some ranch dressing for good measure. All that adds up to 1,650 calories.

When we first told you about the Boss, Chili's was just testing the burger at a select few locations. But as of May 21, a day that shall surely live in infamy, it's available nationwide

 

[KMFJD]

i was kind of hoping for meat from 5 different animals....not just cow/pig

 

[pete6032]

i was kind of hoping for meat from 5 different animals....not just cow/pig

All other edible animals are inferior.

 

[KMFJD]

All other edible animals are inferior.

I find elk and bison delicious

 

[zinfamous]

All other edible animals are inferior.

lamb is delicious. so is duck. this should have lamb and duck.

and maybe horse. also delicious.

 

[sandorski]

meh, make decent food and people will come. Making BIG food is just lazy.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Chili's makes some good burgers.

I'd hit this one if it fit in my mouth. Why stack 'em higher than the human orifice accepts?

If Arby's can experiment with venison, Chili's ought to experiment with crocodile, or bison.

 

[K1052]

meh, make decent food and people will come. Making BIG food is just American.

fixed

 

[William Gaatjes]

I would not mind trying it. I think it would be even better if i skip dinner the evening before the day that i eat this. Imagine, you are really hungry and need calories, fats and proteins and then you get this. But instead of barbesauce i want a mix of Heinz ketchup and some yayo.
I am salivating by the thought.

 

[MrSquished]

I would not mind trying it. I think it would be even better if i skip dinner the evening before the day that i eat this. Imagine, you are really hungry and need calories, fats and proteins and then you get this. But instead of barbesauce i want a mix of Heinz ketchup and some yayo.
I am salivating by the thought.

you want cocaine in your meat sandwiches?

 

[Darwin333]

you want cocaine in your meat sandwiches?

Yes please!

 

[Mai72]

Is that a veggie burger?

 

[KeithP]

Why stack 'em higher than the human orifice accepts?

You probably don't want to visit Slater's 50/50 then.

-KeithP

 

[FeuerFrei]

You probably don't want to visit Slater's 50/50 then.

-KeithP

If by "don't" you mean "do" then I agree. I'm seeing a bison burger on the menu, and the nearest Slater's is 2 hours away. Stacks can be unstacked.

Sure don't want an egg-over-easy on my though.

 

[Thebobo]

You probably don't want to visit Slater's 50/50 then.

-KeithP

Maybe if you put that thing in a press and got it down to wear it could fit in your mouth, One bite could take an hour to chew

 

[NAC4EV]

I can feel my arteries plugging up.
And my waist growing.

Menu › Big Mouth Burgers® › The Boss Burger*

The Boss Burger*
The burger all other burgers report to. Smoked brisket, tender rib meat, jalapeno-cheddar smoked sausage, bacon & cheddar with lettuce, tomato, House BBQ & house-made ranch. We. Dare. You.
$15.29

 

[sdifox]

fixed

Japanese like to make big food portions as well. Wonder if they got that from America.

Here is a 5kg burger

 

[sdifox]

Is that a veggie burger?

All animals on that burger are certified vegetarian :awe:

 

[sdifox]

OMG 34kg omelette rice

 

[sdifox]

I can feel my arteries plugging up.
And my waist growing.

Menu › Big Mouth Burgers® › The Boss Burger*

The Boss Burger*
The burger all other burgers report to. Smoked brisket, tender rib meat, jalapeno-cheddar smoked sausage, bacon & cheddar with lettuce, tomato, House BBQ & house-made ranch. We. Dare. You.
$15.29

I can probably put that away, but I would need a plate and cutlery lol. And no food for like a whole day after.

 

[William Gaatjes]

you want cocaine in your meat sandwiches?

It is short for yogurt based mayonnaise.

I do not think it will sit well with me when i eat cocaine.
Would make for some wild bowel movement i guess.

 

[SinfulWeeper]

i was kind of hoping for meat from 5 different animals....not just cow/pig

I can throw in some seal or walrus meat. McD can than use the skin/fur for safe sex or pregnancy prevention.