Children's Books That Didn't Make It: (To Press)

HellRaiserandBeerDrinker

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You Are Different and That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife Robert
Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
All Cats Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will


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virusag11

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Addition:

Daddy drinks because mommy cries.

Commercial slogan that didn't make it:

I am stuck on bandaid because my daddy beats on me.
 

AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: HellRaiserandBeerDrinker
You Are Different and That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife Robert
Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
All Cats Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
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Pop goes the Hampster, and other fun microwave games.
Why can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
Garfield gets Feline Lukiemia
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: virusag11
Addition:

Daddy drinks because mommy cries.

Commercial slogan that didn't make it:

I am stuck on bandaid because my daddy beats on me.
LOL, sick very sick ;)