Children's Book Titles That Didn't Make It

[Grasshopper27]

'Little Golden Books' that never made it (or the childrens book publishers total waste of time)

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
23. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
25. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

 

[Orsorum]

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

Hee hee, my fav.

 

[waggy]

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables



Ahhh! i knew it! my mom lied to me!!!

 

[eplebnista]

 

[prodigy]

lol

 

[Supermercado]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

LOL!!!

 

[her209]

R-E-P-O-S-T

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: her209
R-E-P-O-S-T

Of course it's a repost... There is almost no chance this has never, ever been posted before...

BUT...

It hasn't been posted recently.

Grasshopper

 

[So]

Very good response -- and quite the hilarious post.

As NBC (I believe) said of their summer reruns a few years back:

"It's new to you"

 

[Maggotry]

3. Dad's New Wife Robert
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I like these. Good repost for those of us that don't spend our lives at ATOT.