Some things said by children:
You should not blow into cats ear. Because if you blow 5 or 6 times, it bites you on your lip, and doesn?t let go for at least a minute. ?Lisa 9 y.
(tried that, didn't you
)
Wingspan? is the lenght of the bird sideways. ?Vilde 7 y
A cow has sex with a bull to get a calf, bull does it only for fun. Sverre 6 y.
(Yesh!!! Smart boy)
My mom is really beautiful, because she has really long breasts! ?Bjarne 6 y.
(uhh...)
Horsepower is energy that is spent when you draw a horse 100meters per second ?Eyvind 10 y
(Thats... fast.)
Vibration is a motion, that does not know where its going. ?Rune 8 y
Water starts to whistle at 100 degrees ?Måns 9 y
(Yes... because water is cool like that.)
Mushrooms grow on very moist places, thats why they look like umbrellas. ?Henrik 8 y.
(Scientific fact. Period.)
If you want your love to last, you must be very good at kissing. Then your wife maybe wont remember that you never take out the garbage. ?Erik 8 y
(You'll do just fine boy)
People who are in love hold each others hands. They do it so the rings wouldn?t fall off, because they are very expensive. -Tina 7 y
(They are!!!)
Arsenic is a very strong spice, that can easily ruin your whole dinner. ?Jeanette 10 y
(And then some...)
You can get a sandwich to stick to a wall, but you gave to throw it really hard! ?Patrick 10 y
(And you know this... because?)
Blueberries are really good, because there is jam inside them. ?Björn 5 y
Your body ends in shoes. ?Andreas 5 y
Some men have hair in their back, especially criminals and lifeguards. ?Stina 6 y
(Have we been watching Baywatch again?)
Some places are so hot, that people who live there have to live somewhere else. ?Elin 8 y
(But... nevermind.)
Anarchy is a country where a queen is the king. ?Tore 1 y
(Sure is!!!)
You should not blow into cats ear. Because if you blow 5 or 6 times, it bites you on your lip, and doesn?t let go for at least a minute. ?Lisa 9 y.
(tried that, didn't you
)Wingspan? is the lenght of the bird sideways. ?Vilde 7 y
A cow has sex with a bull to get a calf, bull does it only for fun. Sverre 6 y.
(Yesh!!! Smart boy
)My mom is really beautiful, because she has really long breasts! ?Bjarne 6 y.
(uhh...)
Horsepower is energy that is spent when you draw a horse 100meters per second ?Eyvind 10 y
(Thats... fast.)
Vibration is a motion, that does not know where its going. ?Rune 8 y
Water starts to whistle at 100 degrees ?Måns 9 y
(Yes... because water is cool like that.)
Mushrooms grow on very moist places, thats why they look like umbrellas. ?Henrik 8 y.
(Scientific fact. Period.)
If you want your love to last, you must be very good at kissing. Then your wife maybe wont remember that you never take out the garbage. ?Erik 8 y
(You'll do just fine boy
)People who are in love hold each others hands. They do it so the rings wouldn?t fall off, because they are very expensive. -Tina 7 y
(They are!!!)
Arsenic is a very strong spice, that can easily ruin your whole dinner. ?Jeanette 10 y
(And then some...)
You can get a sandwich to stick to a wall, but you gave to throw it really hard! ?Patrick 10 y
(And you know this... because?)
Blueberries are really good, because there is jam inside them. ?Björn 5 y
Your body ends in shoes. ?Andreas 5 y
Some men have hair in their back, especially criminals and lifeguards. ?Stina 6 y
(Have we been watching Baywatch again?)
Some places are so hot, that people who live there have to live somewhere else. ?Elin 8 y
(But... nevermind.)
Anarchy is a country where a queen is the king. ?Tore 1 y
(Sure is!!!)
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