Children Books that will never be published (Brought to you by Brutuskend)

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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"You Were an Accident"


"Strangers Have the Best Candy"


"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"


"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"


"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"


"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"


"Why can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Socket be friends?"


"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"


"Dad's New Wife Timothy"


"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"


"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"


"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"


"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"


"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"


"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"


"Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"
 

TommyVercetti

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Jan 4, 2003
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I saw a funny one. It was an Afghan boy crying next to his blown up home, and the title was "Why America had to kill mommy and daddy" It was on Fark.com
 

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
I saw a funny one. It was an Afghan boy crying next to his blown up home, and the title was "Why America had to kill mommy and daddy" It was on Fark.com

OOookk
 

Danman

Lifer
Nov 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
I saw a funny one. It was an Afghan boy crying next to his blown up home, and the title was "Why America had to kill mommy and daddy" It was on Fark.com

That's kind of, like...sad.