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A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama today when
he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge
suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they
beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to
choose who should have custody of him. Custody was yesterday granted to
the Minnesota Vikings, as the boy firmly believes that they are not
capable of beating anyone.
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