Hairy French Woman Joke
There sits this rather tipsy man drinking in a bar when this French woman walks in and lifts her hand up to ask for a rum, the man tells the bartender, 'no, no, I'll buy that nice ballerina her drink.'
The bartender gives her the drink then goes to the man, 'Hey, how did you know she was a ballerina?'
The man answers, 'Any woman who can lift her leg up that high, s'got to be a ballerina'.
BTW, women with hairy legs tend not to have hairy arms, and vice versa. Of course, some have total hirsuteness that can border on lycanthropy.
Nothing Compares 2 U (Sinéad O'Connor)