Chicago Burrito WTF

[Ns1]

"First of all, Chicago burritos are always heavily grilled. 2nd, refried beans are always used over black beans, as its the glue that holds it all together. Rice is NEVER used, and instead lettuce and great Chihuahua cheese takes its place. And the default salsa is green. They are all prepared on the grill together, the beans go on the burrito as a paste, the ingredients are thrown on top, and then wrapped when nice and crispy, so its one cohesive unit."


Sounds like ass on a plate to me.


Also, if your tacos don't look like this, they are shit

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Ultimate, even though I prefer all meat (aka no beans)

 

[Canai]

wat

 

[IronWing]

Ingredients for a good burro...grilled beef...cabbage...not lettuce, beloved patriot, cabbage...casita cheese...guacamole...tortillas made with lard... not all vegetable crap, but real rendered animal fat...cilantro and green onions...anything else is ass.

Breakfast burros...damn near anything goes except potatos...no potatos...never potatos.




Ellipsis is the word of the day.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I tink de Vato ees saying, Chicago ees not de place to enjoy burros Senor.

 

[buzzsaw13]

Refried over black beans? BLASHPHEMY

 

[potato28]

Sounds like shit in a burrito shell

 

[Saint Michael]

Chicago is the ultimate bastardizer. They bastardized pizza. They bastardized burritos. Yup, Chicago's the ultimate bastardizer.

 

[amoeba]

The chihuahua cheese is the only part of that that sounds appetizing.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: buzzsaw13
Refried over black beans? BLASHPHEMY

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
They bastardized pizza.

Chicago pizza is good. At least it has pizza ingredients, not the wood-fired chicken-pesto-pinenut-rancharo crap that gets flung out by self-styled gourmet pizza places.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: amoeba
The chihuahua cheese is the only part of that that sounds appetizing.

Is it made from real chihuahua milk?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
They bastardized pizza.

Chicago pizza is good. At least it has pizza ingredients, not the wood-fired chicken-pesto-pinenut-rancharo crap that gets flung out by self-styled gourmet pizza places.

I puke at the thought of using a knife/fork to eat pizza

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: amoeba
The chihuahua cheese is the only part of that that sounds appetizing.

Is it made from real chihuahua milk?

It's made from real chihuahua's

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
They bastardized pizza.

Chicago pizza is good. At least it has pizza ingredients, not the wood-fired chicken-pesto-pinenut-rancharo crap that gets flung out by self-styled gourmet pizza places.

What gourmet places? Anyway, NYC has the only American pizza worth eating. If I wanted a soggy, doughy blob oozing with grease I'll head to Chicago for some "pizza".

 

[WildHorse]

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[eits]

i love chicago, but i hate chicago style anything.

op is correct... chicago-style pizza is a bastardization of pizza and the same goes for burritos.

 

[amoeba]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
They bastardized pizza.

Chicago pizza is good. At least it has pizza ingredients, not the wood-fired chicken-pesto-pinenut-rancharo crap that gets flung out by self-styled gourmet pizza places.

I puke at the thought of using a knife/fork to eat pizza

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: amoeba
The chihuahua cheese is the only part of that that sounds appetizing.

Is it made from real chihuahua milk?

It's made from real chihuahua's

The dog is named after the region from which the cheese also comes from.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: eits
i love chicago, but i hate chicago style anything.

op is correct... chicago-style pizza is a bastardization of pizza and the same goes for burritos.

I will say, however, that I enjoy a nice chicago dog.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

KING TACO OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG THOSE TACO'S ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who visits LA MUST try them. Their hotsauuuuce is a SEX party on the tongue! I'm SOOO happy they're franchising!!


Well, I do enjoy Chicago's topping-filled hotdogs. I'm headed to Chicago again for Memorial day holiday (love that city... my no. 2 favorite metropolis next to San Diego. LA is a close 3rd ).

haha, and I also do enjoy Chicago style pizza. It has a good amount of bitter herbs that I actually dig. I get full in 1 or 2 slices.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: amoeba

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
They bastardized pizza.

Chicago pizza is good. At least it has pizza ingredients, not the wood-fired chicken-pesto-pinenut-rancharo crap that gets flung out by self-styled gourmet pizza places.

I puke at the thought of using a knife/fork to eat pizza

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: amoeba
The chihuahua cheese is the only part of that that sounds appetizing.

Is it made from real chihuahua milk?

It's made from real chihuahua's

The dog is named after the region from which the cheese also comes from.

A dog just popped out of your ass?

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: amoeba

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
They bastardized pizza.

Chicago pizza is good. At least it has pizza ingredients, not the wood-fired chicken-pesto-pinenut-rancharo crap that gets flung out by self-styled gourmet pizza places.

I puke at the thought of using a knife/fork to eat pizza

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: amoeba
The chihuahua cheese is the only part of that that sounds appetizing.

Is it made from real chihuahua milk?

It's made from real chihuahua's

The dog is named after the region from which the cheese also comes from.

If you continue to ignore jokes and take things literally, I'll be forced to actually become a grammar nazi. And no one wants that.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

sounds like a Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Burrito

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
sounds like a Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Burrito

lol. that's exactly what i recommended teh guy