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Chewing with your mouth open or closed(with poll!)

TraumaRN

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So simple.....open or closed??

Personally I'm closed no reason to let other see me masticate. My roommate on the other hand.....well he's in the living room over 20 feet away and despite the fact he's playing gamecube I can still hear him chewing his potato chips.....yuck :disgust:

 

Atomicus

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Shoudl've been taught as a child growing up that chewing with the mouth open is impolite. Same goes with holding utensils properly and drinking soup without slurping and exhaling afterwards.
 

TraumaRN

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ughhhhhh the sound makes me wanna gag *smack smack smack*....time for some loud music....
 

TraumaRN

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Originally posted by: middlehead
Sounds like your roommate needs a pistolwhipping

Should I sneak up behind him with the swiffer I'm using to clean with and cold cock him in the head while screaming "MOUTH CLOSED BIATCH!!!!" causing him to aspirate the potato chips potentially threatening his life but throughly and effectively making my point about chewing with your mouth closed?
 

kaymin

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Tongue sounds while eating is almost as annoying as people who slam the door every time they enter/exit a room.
 

Kalvin00

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closed.

but i know people who have their mouths closed and make sounds that bug the ****** out of me (mom, sister)
 

Kevin1211

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open when im alone and dont care about manners.. closed when im around people.. dont want to look disgusting.. heh
 

TraumaRN

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Originally posted by: DLeRium
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
Thank the Gods he left :laugh:

Good God I hear my stupid roommate eating right now. So fvcking loud. It's louder than his spoon hitting the bowl..

Apparently our roommates need to become roommates....yeesh it sucks doesnt it?
 

HamburgerBoy

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Mouth closed. If I see a family member chewing with his mouth open, I warn him. If he does nothing, I smack him until he closes his damned mouth. If it's a stranger, I simply walk away from that person and never come in contact with him again.
 

zanieladie

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Originally posted by: DeathBUA
Originally posted by: middlehead
Sounds like your roommate needs a pistolwhipping

Should I sneak up behind him with the swiffer I'm using to clean with and cold cock him in the head while screaming "MOUTH CLOSED BIATCH!!!!" causing him to aspirate the potato chips potentially threatening his life but throughly and effectively making my point about chewing with your mouth closed?



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